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deleted_detective47795
deleted_detective47795

Mar-9-2005 10:50

i thought that maybe we could have comp for person with best detective picture. (Im sure Ben could provide a "free gift" for the winner?)
i vote for "detective fresh" she reminds me of miss doolittle from my fair lady

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Greyling
Greyling

Apr-3-2005 11:01

Oh, but just to those anxiously awaiting Croesy to do a tour down the runway wearing his prize - he has left for Venice where he'll be the coming week (probably to admire the domes and see if they're as shapely as his head), so we'll have to stay in suspense :)

Sleuth Admin
Sleuth Admin
Tale Spinner

Apr-4-2005 10:30

Ahh, shucks.

jstkdn
jstkdn
Well-Connected

Apr-4-2005 14:47

So is he already carrying whatever Ben gave him? Did Ben give him those balls? :) :)



Greyling
Greyling

Apr-5-2005 02:00

Nope, he's not wearing his prize - thought it best if he did the honours himself of wearing it the first time :)

...but it's definitely something to look forward to ;D

jstkdn
jstkdn
Well-Connected

Apr-5-2005 12:27

Did Ben give him a wig? :) :) :) :)

jstkdn
jstkdn
Well-Connected

Apr-5-2005 12:27

Or a can of spray on hair?

Moonshh
Moonshh
Well-Connected

Apr-7-2005 00:39

*is still curious about prize*

croesy2002
croesy2002

Apr-9-2005 12:32

grazie, grazie!!!!
I have just returned from my week in the beautiful Venezia!!!!
(*does a twirl in ceremonial gown and sash*)
I'd like to thank Ben for the prize and for finally overcoming his baldism (hatred of the bald), my agency for their continued support during my failed hair transplant "procedures" and all of the people who voted for me and could see beyond the scalp to the person within (*begins to wail tears of joy, 'Oscar-style'!!!*)
I never dreamed that one day the hairless would be regarded as "beautiful" and that we could be even accepted into civilised society let alone win such a...ummm...prestigious award!!!!!

(*rushes offstage to polish head, change into best garish bow-tie and waistcoat, making sure not dishevelling sash*)


i always part, as my agency is painfully aware, with a song and this occasion befits a great song that sums up my mood, so (*begins to play piano*)

I am what I am,
I don't want praise, I don't want pity.
I bang my own drum,
Some think it's noise, I think it's pretty.
And so what if I love each sparkle and each bangle?
Why not try to see things from a different angle?
Your life is a sham 'till you can shout out:
I am what I am!
I am what I am,
And what I am needs no excuses.
I deal my own deck.
Sometimes the ace, sometimes the deuces.
It's my life and I want to have a little pride in
My life, and it's not a place to have to hide it.
Life's not worth a damn 'till you can shout out:
I am what I am!



croesy2002
croesy2002

Apr-9-2005 12:35

what's that? encore i hear you cry well how about West Side Story (*clears throat*):

I feel pretty,
Oh so pretty
That the city
Should give me it's key
A committee should
Be organized
To honor me

I feel dizzy,
I feel sunny
I feel fizzy and funny and fine
And so pretty,
Miss America
Can just
Resign

BALD AND PROUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

calalta
calalta
Well-Connected

Apr-9-2005 14:18

congrats Crosey and i do love the prize Ben gave you. You are right Bald is beautiful :)

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