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May-25-2004 12:37

Went to interview my first and only client during a favor - here's what I got:

I had another question for Septimus Lander, so I went back to see him.

When I knocked on the door it swung open enough for me to see a busted latch.
I peered inside and saw signs of a struggle, so I carefully made my way inside.
In the kitchen, I found Septimus's body. Somebody had gotten to him first.

GAME OVER

Jun-1-2004 03:56

However, before accepting you should consider that the children will undoubtedly be an argumentative, whiny, matronly bunch.

Jun-1-2004 07:21

I'd be happy to accept. Glad you're both on board. Don't worry about having little whiners; I'll just raise the kids in my own image...little KEhleyr2, KEhleyr3, KEhleyr4, etc. They'll be sort of goofy, but they'll have their parents' dashing good looks so they should get on in life all right! (How's THAT for a job interview? Kissing up to the bosses.)

Jun-1-2004 09:25

Can you name one of them after me?

"Little Admin! Put down that monkey paw right now, or you're not going with us to Uncle Shady's house!"

Jun-1-2004 10:03

Um, Wayne Williams Jr... Doesn't this little Hart to Hart talk belong on James Lee last post?

Jun-1-2004 10:19

?

Jun-1-2004 11:24

One would HAVE to be named "Admin." No doubt about it. It will be the start of a trend.

Jun-1-2004 14:09

Kittens having kittens...tsk tsk.

Jun-1-2004 14:48

As long as we don't name our daughter "Dorcas", I'll be a very happy man.