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What will you do/or not do in the new year
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Sophie4
Gopher to the Sleuth Gods
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Dec-22-2012 14:17
I will NOT pay bribe money to the so called "Holy Man" The guy takes $500 then says"I dunno". The missionary isn't much better but with him k-sarah sarah...until next year.
2013- the "HolyMan" is off my gift list(bribe list.)
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Lawliettine
Trusted Informer
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Dec-22-2012 23:05
And though I'm not a tough detective and need intimidation tactics, I won't:
1) Scatter fish remains got from the fishmonger at the feet of my suspects, and watch them shriek as cats come flocking.
2) Borrow the barber's hedge snippers and threaten my suspects with a surprise haircut.
3) Bribe the waitress to give me tureens of hot soup and then threaten to fling it on my suspects.
4) Bribe the calligraphist to write threatening notes to my suspects so they don't recognise my handwriting.
5) Haul my suspects off to the fortune teller and bribe her to forecast something terrible if they don't answer my questions.
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luc pfeiffer
Red-Nosed
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Jan-1-2013 12:08
um, Lawlie... why ever not? the last half sound like superb things to try out. I even resolve to borrow a couple of those. Happy New Year! L
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Lawliettine
Trusted Informer
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Jan-6-2013 06:20
Hahahahaha, yes indeed! And a happy new year to you as well :)
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Solve A Lot2
Assistant Postman
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Jan-7-2022 05:30
I will not make FA's anymore.
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