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Jason Arends
Jason Arends
Lucky Stiff

Jun-26-2012 13:56

None of you believed me. All of you said i was crazy, a terrible gambler and that i was wrong. Some of you even threw an intervention for me saying i 'had a problem. Well im saying it:

Last Race Results
Big Winner: Lucinda Jean $550000

Place Horse Time Winning
Payoff Place
Payoff
1 Three Legged Tom
2 Cataphrac
3 Ginger
4 Lightning
5 Tornado
6 Tammy Two-Tales
7 Naked Joe
8 Whiskey
9 Siesta
10 Old Nellie

See? It was 100:1 but TOM WAS DUE!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE WAS!!!!!!!!! And *i* was supposed to win when he was!!!!!!!!! :(
I am both dissapointed and gratified at the same time!!!!
I TOLD YOU ALL! I do NOT have a problem. And TOM'S A BUM!!!!! >:[

That is all. :)
Go ahead, make fun of me, i know you're all waiting to get your shots in, c'mon. Im ready. But i WAS right.


Replies

Adam Carter
Adam Carter
Big Winner

Jun-26-2012 14:23

Hold on Jason...

You mean you don't know HOW to win a bet on Three Legged Tom?

I thought it was easy...

Serges
Serges
Vigilante

Jun-26-2012 14:26

CONSPIRACY THEORY:

SS solves a 2-year-old villain hunt. The SAME DAY, 3-Legged Tom wins at the track.

Connected?

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Jun-26-2012 15:16

All I know is, if I see four guys on horses, I'm getting the F out.

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Jun-26-2012 15:51

I think the analogy goes along the lines of beating a dead horse can occasionally get you somewhere.

Lucinda Jean
Lucinda Jean
Vigilante

Jun-26-2012 16:55

Thank you all for the congrats. It was pure luck that Tom was the ONLY bet I made on this morning's draw. I bet a lot, but I lose a lot, too. This was a pleasant surprise! And so sorry you missed him, Jason. He'll be back, but I think it'll be a while. And on a side note, Cograts, Secret Squirrel on finishing your VH!

Arabesque
Arabesque
Old Shoe

Jun-26-2012 18:25

I'm confused. Are we betting on whether dead horses wet their pants? I'll take that bet, now who has a dying horse?

Jason Arends
Jason Arends
Lucky Stiff

Jun-26-2012 22:12

........and tom predictably made sure my bets placed were WORTHLESS!


Hes due again. I'm telling you, i was right before!

Summer Daze
Summer Daze
Freedom Fighter

Jun-27-2012 05:21

I have also noticed that when 3LT does win, it tends to be that 6:00 race. He's clearly a lark not an owl.

Well, actually, I suppose he's a horse :D

Guiltfinder
Guiltfinder
Battered Shoe

Jun-27-2012 07:38

A stolen baland for Tom

Radiant, sleek, shiny coat of honey brown
Deserving to wear a princess' crown
Georgeous I am, will not accept anything less
Beautiful eyes hynotizing the best
Legs so shapely and strong and long.

Writing about me with beautiful songs
Teeth strong and pearly white
Personality keen, smart, out of sight
Strutting through the neighborhood
I am queen in this neck of the woods.

Eyes sharp like an eagle
Endowed with papers that makes me legal
Fast, I can run with the wind
I am perfect, almost without sin
Getting complements every day
Food is special in no other way.

All are envious who stand next to me
Lavishing this time for the future I can't
foresee.
Today, my prize I will claim
Tomorrow, I will be in the Hall of Fame

Jason Arends
Jason Arends
Lucky Stiff

Jun-27-2012 09:51

Thankfully i am no longer and shanghai and the temptation to bet on tom is out of my reach. Nice ballad guiltfinder but im still too disappointed in tom again to sing his praises. :)

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