Ellie Etnes
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May-18-2004 13:28
I absolutely had to sound off here. Found my first treasure. Changed the agency placeholder description for Two Roomates and got some warm fuzzy new penthouse digs. Ellie Etnes and Secret Sam are relaxing back in our luxuriously appointed suite, drinking Vat 51 from the Ancient Chalice of Shaka Zulu.
I want to do it all, I want to Juggle the Lost Treasures of Byzantium and China cackling as I plunge with Moriarty off the jagged rocks at Reichenbach falls. I want to to talk a bootlegger out of murdering someone: me. I want to fight two wars - one with the shady underworld and another with my hip flask. I want to rescue the dame in distress and get a big, fat arsenic kiss on the lips while the Carnegie Hall Symphony Orchestra jangles in my head. "I'm either lovestruck or I've been struck by a blunt instrument", I say as I sag at the knees. Never take a call at 5 am and never get close to noone, especially close enough to whack you with a sap, you sap.
I've never been happier with this game right now. Massive kudos to Sleuth Admin.
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