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Kyle XY Rocks
Kyle XY Rocks
Pinball Amateur

May-16-2011 16:31

I'll Start.

I'm a total freaking rockstar from Mars! ~ Charlie Sheen

Put Your fave quotes here ;)

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joyfuljones
joyfuljones
Collector

Dec-11-2011 21:01

“Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.” -- Jon Stewart


joyfuljones
joyfuljones
Collector

Dec-11-2011 21:02

One more from Jon Stewart . . .

"Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot a man during a quail hunt . . . making 78-year-old Harry Whittington the first person shot by a sitting VP since Alexander Hamilton. Hamilton, of course, (was) shot in a duel with Aaron Burr over issues of honor, integrity and political maneuvering. Whittington? Mistaken for a bird."

joyfuljones
joyfuljones
Collector

Dec-16-2011 19:37

“Nothing optional"from homosexuality to adultery"is ever made punishable unless those who do the prohibiting (and exact the fierce punishment) have a repressed desire to participate.”

-- Christopher Hitchens (4/13/1949 - 12/15/2011)


Eden Zweig
Eden Zweig
Nomad

Feb-5-2012 12:53

"I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened."

Mark Twain

Eden Zweig
Eden Zweig
Nomad

Feb-5-2012 12:56

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."

Mark Twain

Eden Zweig
Eden Zweig
Nomad

Feb-5-2012 12:59

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months."

Oscar Wilde

Cordelia Falco
Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe

Feb-6-2012 07:16

Shamelessly nicked from a friend:

“The trouble with internet quotes is that they are often inaccurate.” -- Abraham Lincoln

Dark Raven
Dark Raven
Trusted Informer

Mar-23-2012 19:24

Here is one that I adhere by for my lifestyle:

"Air goes in and out, blood goes round and round, any variation of this is a bad thing."

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