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Duh, Winning! Funny Quotes :)
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Kyle XY Rocks
Pinball Amateur
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May-16-2011 16:31
I'll Start.
I'm a total freaking rockstar from Mars! ~ Charlie Sheen
Put Your fave quotes here ;)
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ATLANTISREALM
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Oct-24-2011 13:21
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married...
-Katherine Hepburn
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joyfuljones
Collector
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Oct-24-2011 15:39
I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything.
- Demetri Martin
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Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard
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Oct-28-2011 07:16
Women's faults are many, men have just two. Everything they say, and everything they do.
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Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard
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Oct-28-2011 07:17
My goal in life is to be the person my dog thinks I am.
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joyfuljones
Collector
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Dec-11-2011 21:01
“Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.” -- Jon Stewart
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joyfuljones
Collector
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Dec-11-2011 21:02
One more from Jon Stewart . . .
"Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot a man during a quail hunt . . . making 78-year-old Harry Whittington the first person shot by a sitting VP since Alexander Hamilton. Hamilton, of course, (was) shot in a duel with Aaron Burr over issues of honor, integrity and political maneuvering. Whittington? Mistaken for a bird."
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joyfuljones
Collector
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Dec-16-2011 19:37
“Nothing optional"from homosexuality to adultery"is ever made punishable unless those who do the prohibiting (and exact the fierce punishment) have a repressed desire to participate.”
-- Christopher Hitchens (4/13/1949 - 12/15/2011)
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Eden Zweig
Nomad
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Feb-5-2012 12:53
"I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened."
Mark Twain
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Eden Zweig
Nomad
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Feb-5-2012 12:56
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
Mark Twain
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Eden Zweig
Nomad
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Feb-5-2012 12:59
"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months."
Oscar Wilde
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