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May-16-2011 16:31

I'll Start.

I'm a total freaking rockstar from Mars! ~ Charlie Sheen

Put Your fave quotes here ;)

Sep-8-2011 09:23

"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you."

- Carl Gustav Jung

Sep-8-2011 10:49

Restaurant waiter to Lou Holtz on eve of Notre Dame post-season bowl appearance:

"What is the difference between Cheerios and the Notre Dame football team?"
... answer
"Cheerios belong in a bowl."


Some time later, Lou Holtz asked the waiter this question:

"What is the difference between Lou Holtz and a golf pro?"
... answer
"A golf pro gives tips."

Sep-8-2011 11:13

The best things in life are free,but we'll take everything that isn't!

Sep-9-2011 08:25

What the Hell is a Twitter and where can I buy one? ~Dad

Where there's crumbs there's an injured donut waiting for death....

Sep-12-2011 07:05

"To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered"
- Voltaire

Sep-13-2011 05:39

'What goes around,comes around,so....You're fired.'

Sep-13-2011 10:45

(Umm - aren't quotes supposed to be author-attributed?)

"It is not real work unless you would rather be doing something else."
-Sir J.M. Barrie, British writer

Sep-20-2011 15:19

Next time I have kids...

"I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once."
-Anon

Oct-10-2011 12:42

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four.
Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg .

-Abraham Lincoln

Oct-24-2011 13:21

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married...
-Katherine Hepburn