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MsLemonySnicket
MsLemonySnicket

Dec-21-2004 19:58

I write poems as a hobbie. I wondered if anybody else here did. If any1 wants to hear any of my poems just ask.

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Jojo
Jojo
Old Shoe

Dec-22-2004 12:13

Very good!

Just one thing, your means it belongs to you. YOU'RE means you are.

Otherwise, great!

MsLemonySnicket
MsLemonySnicket

Dec-22-2004 12:25

AH CRAP!!! now i feel stupid. aaarrrgggg!

Jojo
Jojo
Old Shoe

Dec-22-2004 12:26

No, it's ok. We all make mistakes.

MsLemonySnicket
MsLemonySnicket

Dec-22-2004 12:30

Thanks.

MsLemonySnicket
MsLemonySnicket

Dec-22-2004 12:37

And now Deep Thoughts.

1. What does your mind do when your not thinking?
2. If you fell in the forest, would you make a sound?
3. My dog can read minds.
4. If every cloud has a silver lining, wouldn't they fall?
5.If all the glitter's gold, it would hurt to get hit with it.
6.People who have to say "Have a nice day" for a living must hate there jobs.
7.If lifes an oyster, whats god cooking?

And that concludes todays Deep Thoughts.

Jojo
Jojo
Old Shoe

Dec-22-2004 12:46

HEE HEE!

MsLemonySnicket
MsLemonySnicket

Dec-22-2004 12:52

Thank you. Thank you. You can sit down now. No really, thank you.

MsLemonySnicket
MsLemonySnicket

Dec-22-2004 12:57

And now your Weird Fact of the Day!

Did you know the average person swallows a pint full of snot a day?

And now back to the normally shown program already in progress.

MsLemonySnicket
MsLemonySnicket

Dec-22-2004 13:12

[APPLAUD]*Blink*[APPLAUD]*Blink*[APPLAUD]

MsLemonySnicket
MsLemonySnicket

Dec-22-2004 13:54

And now Joke of the Day!

Three old men have just arrived in heaven and are attending an orientation meeting. They are all asked, "When you are at the funeral and your friends and family are mourning, what would you like to hear them say about you?"

The first guy says,"I'd like to hear them say I was a great doctor and a great family man."

The second guy says,"I would like to hear them say that I was a wonderful husbend and schoolteacher, and that I made a huge differents in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy thinks for a moment and says, "I think I'd like to hear them say 'Look! He's moving!'"

And that concludes our Joke of the Day. We will now return you to the program already in progress.

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