I received several messages today, from one MikeBitch. (nice name for an even nicer person)
Here is an example of his literary skills.
Sent: May 17 2004
I have replaced a letter for decency, but you get the idea.
I wouldn't mind, but I never even spoken to the person.
I was the first one MikeBitch spoke to on my 2nd day of playing this game. I feel special. He didn't say anything mean to me, in fact we had a back and forth conversation for 10 minutes with me asking him who he was and him asking me why I was messaging him. I think I eventually thoroughly confused him and he went away. :p