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May-25-2010 05:00

T-Men After Shady

The Mayor's office is today refusing to confirm rumours that a well known Shady Character has been questioned over Tax discrepancies. However a source close to the Mayor has all but confirmed that something is afoot.

Our source, who wished to remain anonymous, has told us that the mysterious Shady Character has been under scrutiny for quite some time, and that he would "finally be getting what he deserves".

When this intrepid reported located the gentleman at the centre of the affair he was sitting quietly at the back of The Mother of Innocence Cathedral saying, he assured me, 'a prayer for all dem dat has lost deir ways." He added, It is my considered opinion like, dat dose at City Hall who knows what's what are not in da habit of makin' dis kinda of error of judgement. It is all a simple misunderstandin". He would say no more on the matter.

We wait wiht baited-breath to see how this intriguing story unravels.

Jun-27-2010 19:42

Jun-27-2010 19:01
HOLLIS SICK OF LOTTERY DELAYS
The Mayor today expressed his dismay to a gathered throng of media representatives. "We assure the public we are making every effort to conduct the Lottery to dispense certain 'shady funds' as expediently as possible. However, due to a large number of City Officials being incapacitated by a recent spate of food poisoning, linked to the City Hall cafeteria, we have been unable to proceed." When asked if he thought there was anything nefarious taking place, the Mayor smiled nervously, excused himself, and headed for the bathroom.

Jun-28-2010 06:10

Am I the only one who can see Hollis getting assassinated very soon if he continues with this?

Jun-30-2010 00:05

CONGRATULATIONS Sal!!!! What are you going to do with all that money???

Jun-30-2010 01:10

Wow, thanks for informing me LJ. I would have missed it, if it weren't for you. The money, hmmm. Sal would like to upgrade his apartment. And there's an unresolved FA. And he'd like to go out for a night on the town.
What to do? :)

Jun-30-2010 02:52

"An unresolved FA" so the money you just got from Shady is going straight back to him. :)

Jun-30-2010 05:13

Way to go Sal! Who says Browns fans can't win anything?

Use the money to bribe the officials for us to win! ;-)

Jun-30-2010 10:19

Congrats Sal :-)

Jun-30-2010 10:57

Well Sal, now that ur rich, maybe you could "give" a little to a good donation fund? "Help Vulkie to obtain a 4 room apartment" (raises flag / sign up in frontyard) xD

Jul-1-2010 07:21

Congrats Sal, enjoy spending your winnings.

Jul-3-2010 10:38

Congratulations, Sal!