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Feb-26-2010 08:34

It's pretty simple.
You have to give the previous person the stupidest excuse with can think of to his/her request, and then post your on.

Example:
Will you take me to the movies?
I can't, they won't allow me in there.

I'll start:
Can you lend me 20 bucks?

Mar-11-2010 04:12

I don't know any answers, I'm afraid, only questions.

Could you tell me a joke?

Mar-12-2010 06:04

Sure! So there was this 12-inch tall piano player... on second thought, I'll plead the fifth.

Can you please exhale a little CO2 into the atmosphere?

Mar-12-2010 06:24

Sorry, I decided to start photosynthesizing, so I need all the CO2 I can get.

Could you get me a glass of water?

Mar-12-2010 06:52

I could. But, I just drank it.

Could you find me a better job

Mar-12-2010 10:29

Sorry, but I spent the budget for new employees on cars, and booze.

Could you buy me a pet tiger?

Mar-12-2010 10:35

Nope, you'll be eaten up ('cause even pet tigers won't care!).

Can I have a skipping rope?

Mar-13-2010 15:03

Nope... its being used for public executions.

Can you at least see the question?

Mar-14-2010 00:32

Maybe, maybe not. I might be blind, or I might not.

Can I have a watch?

Mar-16-2010 14:01

*confused between lyra wanting a time keeper or somebody to watch over* ercule replied "No,coz' i am a busy work person, who is unaware of time around"

Can you recite?

Mar-18-2010 11:24

I can, but won't! *smile, smile, smile*

Can you stop smoking in your pic?