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Feb-26-2010 08:34

It's pretty simple.
You have to give the previous person the stupidest excuse with can think of to his/her request, and then post your on.

Example:
Will you take me to the movies?
I can't, they won't allow me in there.

I'll start:
Can you lend me 20 bucks?

Mar-2-2010 09:51

That's not salt - that's arsenic!

Can you stop squeezing my buttocks please?

Mar-2-2010 11:01

Ok, will pinching them do?!

Can somebody buy me an umbrella?

Mar-2-2010 16:14

Sorry, umbrellas are only sold when it's sunny and it's raining now.

Can you make me dinner?

Mar-3-2010 00:19

oooh...Sorry. I only make dinner on the 3rd tuesday of every other month.

Can somebody wash my car?

Mar-3-2010 06:10

Sorry, I sold your car already. Did I forget to tell you?

Can you wipe that grin off your face?

Mar-3-2010 09:05

Sorry, I can't stop thinking you sold Keira's car.

Can you pick me up at work? It's rainy today.

Mar-3-2010 09:30

Sorry, Lyra stole all the umbrellas and I don't want to get wet.

Can you pay off the Shady character for me?

Mar-3-2010 11:38

No, I'm not ready to shake my pom poms at him yet. ;)

Can I PLEASE get a favor for Xandra Pew? *out of patience with waiting for it*

Mar-3-2010 17:51

I'm sorry Xandra told me she put all of her friends into witness protection, so she won't be requiring your services anytime soon.

Will someone make summer come faster?

Mar-3-2010 18:37

I could, but I really like this cooler weather.

Can I have a blanket?