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The Annual Sleuth Beauty Pageant 2009
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Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-11-2009 19:36

"(to be sung softly and slowly, with solemnity)
From street to penthouse suite, master of mystery
She dusts everything she sees
She aces every case
She’s boss at the Arch Villain chase
She’s got a nice enough face.
She is…Miss Sleuthvilleeeeee
Hold your fedora up high
Hold your fedora up high
Raise it to the sky
Hold your fedora up high
Woaaa yeye oooh ye sky high, hold your fedora up high..."

(adapted from William Shatner's "Miss United States" from the hit movie, Miss Congeniality.)

(NOTE: These lyrics in no way imply that no males can enter the beauty pageant, but putting "he/she/it" everywhere necessary in the song would reeeeally diminish the effect of the poetic masterpiece before you.
Males are welcome and are encouraged!)

Welcome to the revival of the Annual Sleuth Beauty Pageant that I have hastily undertaken.

It's time to whip out your curling irons, your fake eyelashes, your obscene amounts of gel, your lipstick and most importantly your cameras, or perhaps just your knowledge of movie stars or notable public figures of Hollywood's Golden Age and school us folks at Sleuth in just what a beautiful avatar is! Or, you could skip the theme and just snap a pic of yourself. That too, we certainly understand. PLEASE NOTE: ONCE THE CONTEST BEGINS AND YOU ARE NOMINATED, YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO CHANGE YOUR AVATAR FOR THE DURATION OF THE CONTEST. FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN YOUR REMOVAL FROM THE RUNNING.

Here's how this is going to work. Consider this a warning post: if you think there's a chance you might be nominated, we suggest you change your avatar to its most flattering aspect possible. Currently nominations will be accepted once the judges are found and Ben is supplicated in earnest for his blessing.

As of right now, nominations are not being accepted! If you post one I shall smite thee. I will post as soon as I have full clearance to start and you can nominate to your hearts content. Good luck!

Message me if you are confused on anything above

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Irene
Irene

Dec-30-2009 06:50

Irene get a wide smile on her face, goes out and prepares a special gift for the man she found interest in....
The gift is going to be a test. First she finds a very special watch. It's a delicate diamond watch that for an untrained eye just looks like it's showing time. A true sleuth would realize it contains a tiny camera and a tiny tape recorder, so that compromizing witness statements and evidence don't get lost. Now, it would be no test if she just gave JZ the watch, so what Irene does are to put it in a secret compartment, that needs a special code and trick to reveal, in a beautiful box. The box will for an untrained eye look like it contains a nice pen and ink-set, with both ordinary as well as vanishing ink of course, after all, it's a gift to a sleuth.
- and any regular sleuth would be happy to get renewing of their ordinary working tool.
Irene wraps the box in nice paper, and attatch a tag to it saying:
"To Joseph Zeo. To be used with careful consideration. Irene"
Then she finds his office, and put it on his desk.
JZ will probably wonder how she managed to get inside his well guarded office, but then, Irene is not always a hopelessly lost woman.

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Dec-30-2009 12:07

>_>

Molly would like to interrupt the role-playing to interject that she finds hairy chests quite disturbing. She thanks you for your time.

Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

Dec-30-2009 21:28

Anais would like to agree with the above statement.

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Dec-30-2009 21:47

Molly appreciates the long wait everyone has endured and has decided that because the contest has gone on so long, she will be announcing the winners before she is lynched. Without further ado, I shall announce the 1st, 2nd and 3rd runner ups, followed by the Pageant winner. Feel free to make a speech.

*drumroll*

The 3rd Runner-Up in the Annual Sleuth Beauty Pageant 2009 is...Riza Hawkeye!

The 2nd Runner-Up in the Annual Sleuth Beauty Pageant 2009 is...Lady Zeurgirdor!

The 1st Runner-Up in the Annual Sleuth Beauty Pageant 2009, who will take the Miss Sleuthville title if the winner is unable to perform her duties, yadayadayada is.... Anais Nin!

And the Winner of the Annual sleuth Beauty Pageant 2009, who now earns the title of Miss Sleuthville is...

*drumroll*

...The Contessa!



Thank you for participating, nominating Sleuthville's prettiest, and in the case of turtledove, roguishly handsome ;) Congratulations everybody!

Speech, Speech!!!

turtledove
turtledove
Gopher to the Sleuth Gods

Dec-31-2009 07:08

Congrats to all of you :-))

Thanks Molly for setting this up. I appreciate the time and effort you've put into this pageant. It's been fun participating although I now realize that sleuthville is not ready for a male avatar winner. Too bad, I would have beared my chest , had I won. Now all you lovely ladies will have to continue wondering if my chest is hairy or not..lol.

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Dec-31-2009 11:42

DAMN IT! -_- I demand a recount; I'm burning with curiosity about turtledoves chest hair!

Lol. That was an odd sentence to write.

And don't worry turtledove. Next year, you'll take them all by storm!

And thank you for your participation! It wouldn't be much of a contest without our dazzling contestants, all those who paused to vote, and the help of our three amazing judges, ctown28, Lady Jas and Secret_Squirrel! Thanks again everyone!

Irene
Irene

Dec-31-2009 12:57

Congratulations to all the beautiful contestants, as well as to a very beautiful winner.

I guess there will need to be two contests next year, one to find the most beautiful female avatar, and one to find the most handsome male avatar?

Because, sorry turtledove, you are not as beautiful as the female contestants, but if it had been about who is the most handsome male? WOW! ;-)

Vulkie3
Vulkie3
Haynes

Dec-31-2009 13:02

(and what are you insinuating by this Irene?) *frowns eyebrow*

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Dec-31-2009 13:17

*wolf whistles* Irene's on the prowl. Bow chicka wow Wooooow.



Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

Jan-1-2010 09:41

Congratulations, Contessa! Your title is well deserved! (And please be able to preform your duties... I would have no idea what to do! teehee)

And, wow! Thank you to everyone who voted for me! I totally was not expecting that!

And, congratualtions to everyone else, too!

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