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Nov-11-2009 19:36

"(to be sung softly and slowly, with solemnity)
From street to penthouse suite, master of mystery
She dusts everything she sees
She aces every case
She’s boss at the Arch Villain chase
She’s got a nice enough face.
She is…Miss Sleuthvilleeeeee
Hold your fedora up high
Hold your fedora up high
Raise it to the sky
Hold your fedora up high
Woaaa yeye oooh ye sky high, hold your fedora up high..."

(adapted from William Shatner's "Miss United States" from the hit movie, Miss Congeniality.)

(NOTE: These lyrics in no way imply that no males can enter the beauty pageant, but putting "he/she/it" everywhere necessary in the song would reeeeally diminish the effect of the poetic masterpiece before you.
Males are welcome and are encouraged!)

Welcome to the revival of the Annual Sleuth Beauty Pageant that I have hastily undertaken.

It's time to whip out your curling irons, your fake eyelashes, your obscene amounts of gel, your lipstick and most importantly your cameras, or perhaps just your knowledge of movie stars or notable public figures of Hollywood's Golden Age and school us folks at Sleuth in just what a beautiful avatar is! Or, you could skip the theme and just snap a pic of yourself. That too, we certainly understand. PLEASE NOTE: ONCE THE CONTEST BEGINS AND YOU ARE NOMINATED, YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO CHANGE YOUR AVATAR FOR THE DURATION OF THE CONTEST. FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN YOUR REMOVAL FROM THE RUNNING.

Here's how this is going to work. Consider this a warning post: if you think there's a chance you might be nominated, we suggest you change your avatar to its most flattering aspect possible. Currently nominations will be accepted once the judges are found and Ben is supplicated in earnest for his blessing.

As of right now, nominations are not being accepted! If you post one I shall smite thee. I will post as soon as I have full clearance to start and you can nominate to your hearts content. Good luck!

Message me if you are confused on anything above

Dec-21-2009 23:43

o = of

Dec-22-2009 04:17

Okay, counting letters in the contestants' names... that's the last straw!

*JZ took out the sledge hammer and cracked the crystal case open*

Now Anais, you are not encased any more, you are able to walk, you are free, you are... bleeding... ooops!!

*JZ took off his shirt to use it to wipe Anais' forehead. He then tore out a sleeve and wrapped it around her head as a bandage *

Dec-22-2009 07:46

Well Anais is finally out of her case, but now JZ is stripping! O.O

This is getting out of hand!! Molly, I think it's time to beg, bribe, or threaten Ben to get the results up and save us from this madness!!!!

Dec-22-2009 14:26

I dunno.

Things are just startin' to get....

Interesting.

;-D ;-D ;-D

Breit

Dec-22-2009 19:56

I'M OUT! I'M OUT! I'M OUT!

*jumping around joyfully*

A little blood doesn't matter! I'm OUT!!!

Thanks JZ! You should of had a shirtless pic... then you would be among the finalists, too! Next year, huh? ;D teehee

Dec-23-2009 14:45

OH, i now why i didn't make it to the final with that nice face (and broken nose)... A shirtless pic... *sigh* what is that world coming to? .....

But i agree, it'd be great to have the results soon. The last time i mentioned 'shirt', something drastic happened in barchat... may history NOT repeat itself. . .

Dec-23-2009 14:55

Of course, JZ! Every woman would fall for a shirtless guy with a hairy chest! :D

*smiles as she remembers* Did you just say shirt? ;)

Dec-24-2009 04:07

I mentioned just a shadow of the tragic past and within 10 minutes Riza replied the post... You sure you didn't install a tracking device on me the last time we.... *shut up abruptly and downed a whole bottle of Vodka to shut himself up*

Dec-24-2009 04:51

Unless, of course, there is a nice guy around with the hair on his head, and a chest that looks more like it's belonging to a human than to an ape.

Dec-30-2009 05:11

Hey, I do have hair on my head! It's just a bad photo of me, that's all *begins to draw more hair on picture using photoshop*, as to a hairy chest, i though some girls find it sexy...