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The Annual Sleuth Beauty Pageant 2009
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Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-11-2009 19:36

"(to be sung softly and slowly, with solemnity)
From street to penthouse suite, master of mystery
She dusts everything she sees
She aces every case
She’s boss at the Arch Villain chase
She’s got a nice enough face.
She is…Miss Sleuthvilleeeeee
Hold your fedora up high
Hold your fedora up high
Raise it to the sky
Hold your fedora up high
Woaaa yeye oooh ye sky high, hold your fedora up high..."

(adapted from William Shatner's "Miss United States" from the hit movie, Miss Congeniality.)

(NOTE: These lyrics in no way imply that no males can enter the beauty pageant, but putting "he/she/it" everywhere necessary in the song would reeeeally diminish the effect of the poetic masterpiece before you.
Males are welcome and are encouraged!)

Welcome to the revival of the Annual Sleuth Beauty Pageant that I have hastily undertaken.

It's time to whip out your curling irons, your fake eyelashes, your obscene amounts of gel, your lipstick and most importantly your cameras, or perhaps just your knowledge of movie stars or notable public figures of Hollywood's Golden Age and school us folks at Sleuth in just what a beautiful avatar is! Or, you could skip the theme and just snap a pic of yourself. That too, we certainly understand. PLEASE NOTE: ONCE THE CONTEST BEGINS AND YOU ARE NOMINATED, YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO CHANGE YOUR AVATAR FOR THE DURATION OF THE CONTEST. FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN YOUR REMOVAL FROM THE RUNNING.

Here's how this is going to work. Consider this a warning post: if you think there's a chance you might be nominated, we suggest you change your avatar to its most flattering aspect possible. Currently nominations will be accepted once the judges are found and Ben is supplicated in earnest for his blessing.

As of right now, nominations are not being accepted! If you post one I shall smite thee. I will post as soon as I have full clearance to start and you can nominate to your hearts content. Good luck!

Message me if you are confused on anything above

Replies

Riza Hawkeye
Riza Hawkeye
First Nomad

Dec-17-2009 13:50

Ctown! This is not the place to flaunt your personal relations...unless you really want to entertain us with graphic details. ;)

*cracks knuckles*

Whatcha doin' there, Molly?

Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

Dec-17-2009 14:05

I'm under a crystal case, not your bed, ctown!!!

I'm starting to go a bit loopy from the lack of O2 in here, by the way. Can someone crack the case open for a bit so I can breath? Someone? Anyone? Please?

So, the oldest of our finalists is 1302 days old today, and is Ms Helen.

The youngest is 51 days old, and happens to be Elizabeth March

The average age of the finalists is 568.2 days old.


Jack Vance
Jack Vance

Dec-17-2009 14:43

You seems to be discovering a lot in that case, Anais. I think we should leave you in there a bit longer. Maybe you'll discover the meaning of life!!

*Drills a tiny hole in the side of the case*

I don't mind a loopy Anais, but I don't want a dead one!

Elizabeth Christie
Elizabeth Christie
Tireless Tiger

Dec-17-2009 14:44

^ That was me by the way...not quite used to this whole multiple personality thing. ;)

Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

Dec-17-2009 16:44

An air hole! Yippe!

ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Dec-17-2009 17:55

The naswer to the meaning of life is quite simple. Everyone knows that the answer is 42!

M. Lacrimosa
M. Lacrimosa
Sleuth About Town

Dec-20-2009 21:49

I thought the answer to the meaning of life is the number 23

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Dec-20-2009 21:58

*eyeballs Riza and her knuckles nervously*

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Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

Dec-20-2009 22:37

Another ramdom fact I have discovered sitting here in this case:

The most popular Archetypes of the finalists are Charming and Smart & Charming.

I think that should have been obvious... Chram is useful in such pageants!

Joseph Zeo
Joseph Zeo
Tale Spinner

Dec-21-2009 06:22

Do we have the final result from the votes yet? I 'm kinda tired starring at the crystalized Anais and listening to these random facts (although I AM cracking up like crazy...)

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