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The Annual Sleuth Beauty Pageant 2009
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Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-11-2009 19:36

"(to be sung softly and slowly, with solemnity)
From street to penthouse suite, master of mystery
She dusts everything she sees
She aces every case
She’s boss at the Arch Villain chase
She’s got a nice enough face.
She is…Miss Sleuthvilleeeeee
Hold your fedora up high
Hold your fedora up high
Raise it to the sky
Hold your fedora up high
Woaaa yeye oooh ye sky high, hold your fedora up high..."

(adapted from William Shatner's "Miss United States" from the hit movie, Miss Congeniality.)

(NOTE: These lyrics in no way imply that no males can enter the beauty pageant, but putting "he/she/it" everywhere necessary in the song would reeeeally diminish the effect of the poetic masterpiece before you.
Males are welcome and are encouraged!)

Welcome to the revival of the Annual Sleuth Beauty Pageant that I have hastily undertaken.

It's time to whip out your curling irons, your fake eyelashes, your obscene amounts of gel, your lipstick and most importantly your cameras, or perhaps just your knowledge of movie stars or notable public figures of Hollywood's Golden Age and school us folks at Sleuth in just what a beautiful avatar is! Or, you could skip the theme and just snap a pic of yourself. That too, we certainly understand. PLEASE NOTE: ONCE THE CONTEST BEGINS AND YOU ARE NOMINATED, YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO CHANGE YOUR AVATAR FOR THE DURATION OF THE CONTEST. FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN YOUR REMOVAL FROM THE RUNNING.

Here's how this is going to work. Consider this a warning post: if you think there's a chance you might be nominated, we suggest you change your avatar to its most flattering aspect possible. Currently nominations will be accepted once the judges are found and Ben is supplicated in earnest for his blessing.

As of right now, nominations are not being accepted! If you post one I shall smite thee. I will post as soon as I have full clearance to start and you can nominate to your hearts content. Good luck!

Message me if you are confused on anything above

Replies

ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Dec-16-2009 15:49

Wait a minute, I found some apple peels underneath the bed in my apartment! Anais, what on earth are you looking for underneath my bed?

Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

Dec-16-2009 16:51

Well... I never get into these things on my own! Riza went dumpster diving with me... I would NEVER look under yuor bed, ctown. I get nightmares just looking into your room!




Oh me, oh my, oh why does everyone pick on ME?!

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Dec-16-2009 16:55

Cause its FuUuUuUuUun.

I could pick on Squirrel but he's got friends in high places. D:

Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

Dec-16-2009 18:54

*pouts*

*remembers she is in a Beauty Pageant*

*heaves a small sigh before straightening her back and plastering a large smile on her face*

You know? I can't wait for this to be over so I'm not on display anymore.

Just kidding! ;D



Joseph Zeo
Joseph Zeo
Tale Spinner

Dec-16-2009 20:29

* puts Anais on a pedestal with a crystal case *

NOW you're on display :)

ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Dec-17-2009 09:27

Everyone come and stare at Anais! :-P

Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

Dec-17-2009 09:33

Being encased in crystal is kinda boring, so I was looking at my beautiful (and handsome) fellow competitors, and realized something:

The Vidocq Society is the prettiest agency in Sleuth! Out of the top ten detectives in this fine pageant, Vidocq has three agents to represent (Riza Hawkeye, Caledonia, and moi!), more than any other agency! :D

That's all. I might come up with other random things if left under here too long, just to warn you. ;)

Elizabeth Christie
Elizabeth Christie
Tireless Tiger

Dec-17-2009 10:13

I thought it was just a given that Vidocq Society is the prettiest agency! No contest needed to discover something so obvious! ;)

ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Dec-17-2009 10:51

That's all. I might come up with other random things if left under here too long, just to warn you. ;)


For the last time Anais, GET OUT FROM UNDER MY BED!!!!!! :-P

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Dec-17-2009 13:07

*scandalized gasp*

Why Anais, my vanity is wounded! *draws moustaches and unibrows on Vidocq's avatars*

HA!

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