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The Annual Sleuth Beauty Pageant 2009
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Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-11-2009 19:36

"(to be sung softly and slowly, with solemnity)
From street to penthouse suite, master of mystery
She dusts everything she sees
She aces every case
She’s boss at the Arch Villain chase
She’s got a nice enough face.
She is…Miss Sleuthvilleeeeee
Hold your fedora up high
Hold your fedora up high
Raise it to the sky
Hold your fedora up high
Woaaa yeye oooh ye sky high, hold your fedora up high..."

(adapted from William Shatner's "Miss United States" from the hit movie, Miss Congeniality.)

(NOTE: These lyrics in no way imply that no males can enter the beauty pageant, but putting "he/she/it" everywhere necessary in the song would reeeeally diminish the effect of the poetic masterpiece before you.
Males are welcome and are encouraged!)

Welcome to the revival of the Annual Sleuth Beauty Pageant that I have hastily undertaken.

It's time to whip out your curling irons, your fake eyelashes, your obscene amounts of gel, your lipstick and most importantly your cameras, or perhaps just your knowledge of movie stars or notable public figures of Hollywood's Golden Age and school us folks at Sleuth in just what a beautiful avatar is! Or, you could skip the theme and just snap a pic of yourself. That too, we certainly understand. PLEASE NOTE: ONCE THE CONTEST BEGINS AND YOU ARE NOMINATED, YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO CHANGE YOUR AVATAR FOR THE DURATION OF THE CONTEST. FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN YOUR REMOVAL FROM THE RUNNING.

Here's how this is going to work. Consider this a warning post: if you think there's a chance you might be nominated, we suggest you change your avatar to its most flattering aspect possible. Currently nominations will be accepted once the judges are found and Ben is supplicated in earnest for his blessing.

As of right now, nominations are not being accepted! If you post one I shall smite thee. I will post as soon as I have full clearance to start and you can nominate to your hearts content. Good luck!

Message me if you are confused on anything above

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Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Dec-3-2009 03:30

I'm just trying to figure out how I can fit this delicious topic into the Interview segment.

"What is your stance on SS' nuts?"

*watches organic flow of conversation crumble and burn*

Breitkat
Breitkat
Pinball Amateur

Dec-3-2009 11:07

SOOOOO not goin' there.... ;-D

Breit

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Dec-3-2009 12:16

<--------went there.

Elizabeth March
Elizabeth March
Sleuth About Town

Dec-4-2009 17:39

Molly boldly goes where no woman WANTS to go.
lol

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Dec-4-2009 20:34

Are you JUDGING me, March?

-conveniently nudges name off finalist list with elbow-

-walks away whistling-

Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

Dec-4-2009 20:44

NIC!

*pretends to not know where Molly went*

*sees Elizabeth March's nameplate on the ground and puts it back up on the finalist list*

Wonder how that got there...

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Dec-5-2009 00:24

*climbs up conveniently located trellis, whips out convenienly placed fishing rod and proceeds to remove nameplate and hoist it up into he sky whilst Anais' back is turned*

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Dec-6-2009 22:45

Ooh, just to let you guys know, it looks like there might be quite a to-do affair concerning the winner of the pageant and the selecting thereof, according to my sources. :)

Sleuth Admin
Sleuth Admin
Tale Spinner

Dec-10-2009 08:12

The survey for the finalists is up!

You should see the form when you first login... No Ballot Box Stuffing!

Good luck to all the finalists (and thanks Molly for being the ringleader).



ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Dec-10-2009 09:32

Woohoo! Thanks Ben, Just got to see it and place my vote! :-D

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