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The Annual Sleuth Beauty Pageant 2009
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Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-11-2009 19:36

"(to be sung softly and slowly, with solemnity)
From street to penthouse suite, master of mystery
She dusts everything she sees
She aces every case
She’s boss at the Arch Villain chase
She’s got a nice enough face.
She is…Miss Sleuthvilleeeeee
Hold your fedora up high
Hold your fedora up high
Raise it to the sky
Hold your fedora up high
Woaaa yeye oooh ye sky high, hold your fedora up high..."

(adapted from William Shatner's "Miss United States" from the hit movie, Miss Congeniality.)

(NOTE: These lyrics in no way imply that no males can enter the beauty pageant, but putting "he/she/it" everywhere necessary in the song would reeeeally diminish the effect of the poetic masterpiece before you.
Males are welcome and are encouraged!)

Welcome to the revival of the Annual Sleuth Beauty Pageant that I have hastily undertaken.

It's time to whip out your curling irons, your fake eyelashes, your obscene amounts of gel, your lipstick and most importantly your cameras, or perhaps just your knowledge of movie stars or notable public figures of Hollywood's Golden Age and school us folks at Sleuth in just what a beautiful avatar is! Or, you could skip the theme and just snap a pic of yourself. That too, we certainly understand. PLEASE NOTE: ONCE THE CONTEST BEGINS AND YOU ARE NOMINATED, YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO CHANGE YOUR AVATAR FOR THE DURATION OF THE CONTEST. FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN YOUR REMOVAL FROM THE RUNNING.

Here's how this is going to work. Consider this a warning post: if you think there's a chance you might be nominated, we suggest you change your avatar to its most flattering aspect possible. Currently nominations will be accepted once the judges are found and Ben is supplicated in earnest for his blessing.

As of right now, nominations are not being accepted! If you post one I shall smite thee. I will post as soon as I have full clearance to start and you can nominate to your hearts content. Good luck!

Message me if you are confused on anything above

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Breitkat
Breitkat
Pinball Amateur

Nov-24-2009 18:15

(Damn, that last one didn't come out right either. Meant to say I empathize with YOU bout your migraines. Man, two in one day. Not good, Breit, not good. ;-)

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-24-2009 18:31

LOL, "gosh I feel bad for your migraines; they have to put up with YOU!" is that the underlying message, here? XD

amen. yep, I get hit with the whole absolutely numb-dead-weight arm thing, loss of feeling in my face, inability to see, sensitivity to light, pounding headache sort of like an icepick being driven into my temples. Its glorious. And when people say, "oh its just a headache" then I hit them. :)

however, I haven't had one in about a year, ever since I cut out all the really bad things out of my diet. Woot WOOT!

LauraVo
LauraVo
Battered Shoe

Nov-25-2009 00:54

I'm in awe that I'm in the final ten as well...it must be because so many people have seen my thread and read me like a braille book.

Confidential to Ms. Helen - you are an ageless beauty and you look as young and fresh today as you did when I first saw you over 900 days ago!

Elizabeth March
Elizabeth March
Sleuth About Town

Nov-25-2009 21:54

When are the results due?
I'm so curious.

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-25-2009 23:43

Whenever Ben puts up the player poll, I think we'll set it for about a week.

Elizabeth March
Elizabeth March
Sleuth About Town

Nov-25-2009 23:54

I'm in stitches. lol

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-26-2009 12:17

No offense to all contestants, but I have to say. If Sunniva had had THAT avatar I would have cast every single vote I had for her and that's that. I LOVE IT! Its hilarious! XD

I can't put my finger on where I've seen that before.

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Nov-26-2009 15:14

She's the landlady / martial arts master in hiding/retirement from he movie King Fu Hustle.

Ms Helen
Ms Helen
Con Artist

Nov-27-2009 08:17

Awwww Laura that's very sweet of you to say so thank you :)



Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-27-2009 13:19

There we go. Thanks Squirrel! :D

(will admit that yes, she has seen that movie.)

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