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The Annual Sleuth Beauty Pageant 2009
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Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-11-2009 19:36

"(to be sung softly and slowly, with solemnity)
From street to penthouse suite, master of mystery
She dusts everything she sees
She aces every case
She’s boss at the Arch Villain chase
She’s got a nice enough face.
She is…Miss Sleuthvilleeeeee
Hold your fedora up high
Hold your fedora up high
Raise it to the sky
Hold your fedora up high
Woaaa yeye oooh ye sky high, hold your fedora up high..."

(adapted from William Shatner's "Miss United States" from the hit movie, Miss Congeniality.)

(NOTE: These lyrics in no way imply that no males can enter the beauty pageant, but putting "he/she/it" everywhere necessary in the song would reeeeally diminish the effect of the poetic masterpiece before you.
Males are welcome and are encouraged!)

Welcome to the revival of the Annual Sleuth Beauty Pageant that I have hastily undertaken.

It's time to whip out your curling irons, your fake eyelashes, your obscene amounts of gel, your lipstick and most importantly your cameras, or perhaps just your knowledge of movie stars or notable public figures of Hollywood's Golden Age and school us folks at Sleuth in just what a beautiful avatar is! Or, you could skip the theme and just snap a pic of yourself. That too, we certainly understand. PLEASE NOTE: ONCE THE CONTEST BEGINS AND YOU ARE NOMINATED, YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO CHANGE YOUR AVATAR FOR THE DURATION OF THE CONTEST. FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN YOUR REMOVAL FROM THE RUNNING.

Here's how this is going to work. Consider this a warning post: if you think there's a chance you might be nominated, we suggest you change your avatar to its most flattering aspect possible. Currently nominations will be accepted once the judges are found and Ben is supplicated in earnest for his blessing.

As of right now, nominations are not being accepted! If you post one I shall smite thee. I will post as soon as I have full clearance to start and you can nominate to your hearts content. Good luck!

Message me if you are confused on anything above


Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-17-2009 17:43

Go ahead ctown, it's your butt that gets to sort through them.


Nov-18-2009 10:20

I would also like to nominate ctown for a good, swift kick in the butt.

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-18-2009 10:31

I'd vote for that! >:]

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-18-2009 10:41

Wow, guys! It looks like we have a whopping 33 nominations! In the interest of not absolutely wearing out our judges, I'm going to add a "no more than 3 nominations" rule. If you have nominated more than that, its totally fine since Im only putting such a rule in place now. As always, pm me if you want to contest (*kneeslap*) this.

Here's our list for those who are too lazy to read it! :D

Anais Nin
Molly Maltese
Riza Hawkeye
Heimlich Von Victor
The Contessa
Gracie Lou
Vampiria Dragonis
Violet Parr
Clift Garrett
Charlie Cain
Marc Lacrimosa
Lady Jas
Elizabeth March
Ms. Helen
Elizabeth Christie
William Barrington-Ward
Lady Zuergidor
Henrietta Hawk
Agent Canady
Dawn Dragon
Dick Grayson
Hugh Beringar
Sleuth Sindy
Mai Capome

Other Misc. Nominations

-Ctown28 (for swift kick in the butt)

For Misc. Nominations, there is no limit on nominations. Go to town!

Tireless Tiger

Nov-18-2009 10:42

There you all go thinking about my butt again! :-P

Con Artist

Nov-18-2009 10:47

I nominate Bonelady.


Nov-18-2009 11:46

I nominate Sleuthgirl Ciara!

Sleuth Sindy
Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard

Nov-18-2009 15:59

I miscellaneously nominate Secret Squirrel for having the sexiest mustache in Sleuthville!


Elizabeth March
Elizabeth March
Sleuth About Town

Nov-18-2009 23:54

Someone HAD to nominate me. Why, Lord, why?
Just kidding, I feel flattered.

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-19-2009 00:24

Ruby Emerald!

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