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The Annual Sleuth Beauty Pageant 2009
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Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-11-2009 19:36

"(to be sung softly and slowly, with solemnity)
From street to penthouse suite, master of mystery
She dusts everything she sees
She aces every case
She’s boss at the Arch Villain chase
She’s got a nice enough face.
She is…Miss Sleuthvilleeeeee
Hold your fedora up high
Hold your fedora up high
Raise it to the sky
Hold your fedora up high
Woaaa yeye oooh ye sky high, hold your fedora up high..."

(adapted from William Shatner's "Miss United States" from the hit movie, Miss Congeniality.)

(NOTE: These lyrics in no way imply that no males can enter the beauty pageant, but putting "he/she/it" everywhere necessary in the song would reeeeally diminish the effect of the poetic masterpiece before you.
Males are welcome and are encouraged!)

Welcome to the revival of the Annual Sleuth Beauty Pageant that I have hastily undertaken.

It's time to whip out your curling irons, your fake eyelashes, your obscene amounts of gel, your lipstick and most importantly your cameras, or perhaps just your knowledge of movie stars or notable public figures of Hollywood's Golden Age and school us folks at Sleuth in just what a beautiful avatar is! Or, you could skip the theme and just snap a pic of yourself. That too, we certainly understand. PLEASE NOTE: ONCE THE CONTEST BEGINS AND YOU ARE NOMINATED, YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO CHANGE YOUR AVATAR FOR THE DURATION OF THE CONTEST. FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN YOUR REMOVAL FROM THE RUNNING.

Here's how this is going to work. Consider this a warning post: if you think there's a chance you might be nominated, we suggest you change your avatar to its most flattering aspect possible. Currently nominations will be accepted once the judges are found and Ben is supplicated in earnest for his blessing.

As of right now, nominations are not being accepted! If you post one I shall smite thee. I will post as soon as I have full clearance to start and you can nominate to your hearts content. Good luck!

Message me if you are confused on anything above

Replies

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-13-2009 22:47

Oh! I had a thought; if anyone doesn't want to be in the running for the contest but they were nominated, just shoot me a pm and I will make sure you arent included in the finalist list. I dont want to make anyone uncomfortable! :D

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-14-2009 00:34

LauraVo has been nominated!


Remember, nominations are accepted through the 20th. Good luck!

ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Nov-14-2009 09:42

Do be do be do!

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-14-2009 10:35

I'm nominating LaSorella (I hope I spelled that right.), and ctown28!


ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Nov-14-2009 10:56

I see you shiver with Antici.............pation! ;-)

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-14-2009 15:53

*just died laughing*

Lady Jas
Lady Jas
The Chosen One

Nov-14-2009 22:14

Nominates Heimlich VonVictor.

Androctonus
Androctonus
Well-Connected

Nov-15-2009 03:48

I'm nominating _Lorelei, The Contessa, Gracie Lou and Vampiria Dragonis

Joseph Zeo
Joseph Zeo
Tale Spinner

Nov-15-2009 09:58

I am nominating Violet Parr, Clift Garrett and Charlie Cain.

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-15-2009 11:26

I see LaSorella was already nominated so I'm replacing my nom. for her with Marc Lacrimosa. Here's a list of all those who have been nominated in just a few days. Keep em rolling in!

Nominees List (as of November 15th)

Anais Nin
Molly Maltese
Riza Hawkeye
LaSorella
Turtledove
LauraVo
Ctown28
Heimlich Von Victor
_Lorelei
The Contessa
Gracie Lou
Vampiria Dragonis
Violet Parr
Clift Garrett
Charlie Cain
Marc Lacrimosa

Best of luck!

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