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The Annual Sleuth Beauty Pageant 2009
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Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-11-2009 19:36

"(to be sung softly and slowly, with solemnity)
From street to penthouse suite, master of mystery
She dusts everything she sees
She aces every case
She’s boss at the Arch Villain chase
She’s got a nice enough face.
She is…Miss Sleuthvilleeeeee
Hold your fedora up high
Hold your fedora up high
Raise it to the sky
Hold your fedora up high
Woaaa yeye oooh ye sky high, hold your fedora up high..."

(adapted from William Shatner's "Miss United States" from the hit movie, Miss Congeniality.)

(NOTE: These lyrics in no way imply that no males can enter the beauty pageant, but putting "he/she/it" everywhere necessary in the song would reeeeally diminish the effect of the poetic masterpiece before you.
Males are welcome and are encouraged!)

Welcome to the revival of the Annual Sleuth Beauty Pageant that I have hastily undertaken.

It's time to whip out your curling irons, your fake eyelashes, your obscene amounts of gel, your lipstick and most importantly your cameras, or perhaps just your knowledge of movie stars or notable public figures of Hollywood's Golden Age and school us folks at Sleuth in just what a beautiful avatar is! Or, you could skip the theme and just snap a pic of yourself. That too, we certainly understand. PLEASE NOTE: ONCE THE CONTEST BEGINS AND YOU ARE NOMINATED, YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO CHANGE YOUR AVATAR FOR THE DURATION OF THE CONTEST. FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN YOUR REMOVAL FROM THE RUNNING.

Here's how this is going to work. Consider this a warning post: if you think there's a chance you might be nominated, we suggest you change your avatar to its most flattering aspect possible. Currently nominations will be accepted once the judges are found and Ben is supplicated in earnest for his blessing.

As of right now, nominations are not being accepted! If you post one I shall smite thee. I will post as soon as I have full clearance to start and you can nominate to your hearts content. Good luck!

Message me if you are confused on anything above

Replies

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-12-2009 18:29

:D Thanks!

ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Nov-13-2009 10:41

I dont care what you people say or do to me. I am NOT wearing lipstick, fake eyelashes, or any of the aforementioned things! :-P


Great job putting this together Molly

Vulkie3
Vulkie3
Haynes

Nov-13-2009 11:08

ah,ctown. Pretty please? (offers a pie) ^^ xD. Nah,well,can't wait!

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-13-2009 11:51

New rule! New rule! ctown cannot be nominated unless his picture features him in the requisite lipstick/fake eyelashes!

Haha, I'm only kidding. I've received a message from Ben so you can....

START SUBMITTING YOUR NOMINATIONS! :D

You may post them here, (convenient) or pm them to my lazy butt to post (inconvenient).

All nominations must be sent by Friday, November 20th, on pain of death. Beauty is pain; suck it up!

(Important Note: Squirrel has volunteered to be a judge. Personally I don't care if the judges are in the contest as long as they don't vote for themselves at the end. If anyone has a problem with that, speak now or forever hold you whining-- I mean, valid concerns. If anyone else would like to volunteer, I need 2-3 more judges! Like those before me, I shall only vote if there is a tie, but you can still nominate me. *big fluttery bambi eyes* Good luck everyone!)



With that said, I start this nomination process off by nominating...ANAIS NIN!

Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

Nov-13-2009 12:13

Shoot! I was going to make myself have buckteeth and a pig nose so I wouldn't get nominated. Ah well.

Thanks for the nomination, Molly... and in return? I nominate you!

I also nominate Riza Hawkeye, LaSorella, and turtledove. :)

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-13-2009 12:17

*simpers*

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-13-2009 12:30

UPDATE: ctown28 has graciously offered to be a judge for this pageant!

I believe he (mistakenly) thinks this means he wont have to have an avatar in drag. How very wrong he is. >8]

ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Nov-13-2009 12:33

Oh my avatar will be changing soon regardless of if I am an entrant or not!

Now methingks that since Squirrell and myself are judges, we should coerce Lady Jas as well and have an all mod judging panel! What do you think sleuthers? ;-)

Lady Jas
Lady Jas
The Chosen One

Nov-13-2009 16:03

LOL I'll be the last judge!

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-13-2009 17:33

Thanks Lady Jas! :D

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