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*Awkward Pause* A Hall of Fame for unusual lines people enter barchat on
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Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Oct-7-2009 22:03

Because every bar needs one. Feel free to post if you've got one; we're certain there are plenty.

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Dawn Dragon
Dawn Dragon
Con Artist

Sep-2-2011 21:47

[M. Lacrimosa] : I think my fastest was what...10?
[Dawn Dragon] : you lied. you said 15!
[M. Lacrimosa] : I'm an early guy

Ed Carlyle
Ed Carlyle

Sep-6-2011 20:43

[Ed Carlyle] : OOoh..what does this button do. *Pokes button* Oh wait..that's your belly button
[Ed Carlyle] : :D
[Riza Hawkeye] : *looks down*
[Riza Hawkeye] : your finger is in my belly button
[Ed Carlyle] : Poke
[Ed Carlyle] : poke
[Ed Carlyle] : poke
[Ed Carlyle] : poike
[Ed Carlyle] : poke*
[Riza Hawkeye] : agh, i'm bleeding!
[Riza Hawkeye] : your finger went in!
[Ed Carlyle] : :O
[Ed Carlyle] : No!!
[Ed Carlyle] : It didn't
[Ed Carlyle] : I mean...
[Ed Carlyle] : I dont' know my own strenght..er....
[Ed Carlyle] : um...
[Ed Carlyle] : Call 911?


Vulkie3
Vulkie3
Haynes

Sep-7-2011 06:40

Seems like I missed a lot yesterday xD. I'll make sure to drop in 2day ^_0

Vulkie3
Vulkie3
Haynes

Sep-9-2011 22:03

[Riza Hawkeye] : everything italian is good
[Riza Hawkeye] : especially the sausage

M. Lacrimosa
M. Lacrimosa
Sleuth About Town

Sep-12-2011 22:02

[Synesence] : alright guys,see ya tomorrow...hopefully we're more cheerful next time,yeah?
[Synesence] : :)
[M. Lacrimosa] : Take care man
[Synesence] : Sweet dreams.

Riza Hawkeye
Riza Hawkeye
First Nomad

Oct-30-2011 19:17

[Ed Carlyle] : No. When I get salt poured down my back it goes down in to my pants and makes my ass itch

M. Lacrimosa
M. Lacrimosa
Sleuth About Town

Nov-8-2011 21:15

[Riza Hawkeye] : drunk people are fun to talk to
[Riza Hawkeye] : they are very sucesptible to your suggestions
[M. Lacrimosa] : Oh that reminds me
[Andrew Corelli] : don't give me ideas
[M. Lacrimosa] : Haha
[Riza Hawkeye] : booze it up and get on vid chat, boys ;)

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-9-2011 20:56

[Riza Hawkeye] : it's one of 3 tv shows i make time for in my busty week
[Molly Maltese] : HA

Lou Hoyle
Lou Hoyle
Wordsmith

Nov-9-2011 21:16

[Riza Hawkeye] : i like getting inside boys' heads
[Molly Maltese] : haha
[Molly Maltese] : I like getting in boys pants.

People it's not what you think, but I would say it qualifies as an awkward pause

Riza Hawkeye
Riza Hawkeye
First Nomad

Nov-14-2011 20:32

[Molly Maltese] : balls
[Molly Maltese] : -sigh-
[Riza Hawkeye] : hairy ones
[Molly Maltese] : ya big hairy ones
[Molly Maltese] : sweaty too
[M. Lacrimosa] : Salty sweaty hariy balls
[Molly Maltese] : o______________________o
[Riza Hawkeye] : you tasted them?
[Molly Maltese] : >_>
[M. Lacrimosa] : No
[Molly Maltese] : -doesnt know where to look-
[M. Lacrimosa] : there is a story behind that
[Molly Maltese] : -looks at ceiling-

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