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*Awkward Pause* A Hall of Fame for unusual lines people enter barchat on
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Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Oct-7-2009 22:03

Because every bar needs one. Feel free to post if you've got one; we're certain there are plenty.

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Riza Hawkeye
Riza Hawkeye
First Nomad

Feb-21-2010 20:35

[Roland Moonstar] : A new guy with small feet and no Adam's apple.
[Adam Carter] : you lost my apple?
[Adam Carter] : I asked you to hold it for me while i went to the bathroom
[Adam Carter] : now I have nothing to give to teacher!
[Jack Z.] : Oh... sorry Adam

M. Lacrimosa
M. Lacrimosa
Sleuth About Town

Feb-22-2010 19:45

[Heimlich VonVictor] : Well just about anything can break it these days. Stastically something like 75% of virgins aren't intact when they have sex the first time.

Heimlich VonVictor
Heimlich VonVictor
Vigilante

Mar-4-2010 15:50

[Adam Carter] : have I gone too far?
[Adam Carter] : is everyone throwing up?

Riza Hawkeye
Riza Hawkeye
First Nomad

Mar-4-2010 21:59

[Lady Zeugirdor] : WOW, seriously scared of you
[Riza Hawkeye] : *sends out brain waves to try to knock Lady Z over*
[Andrew Corelli] : run... just run
[Lady Zeugirdor] : *runs, screaming, in circles to avoid the incoming brain waves of Riza*

Kyle XY Rocks
Kyle XY Rocks
Pinball Amateur

Mar-12-2010 20:17

[Kyle XY Rocks] : Did i miss something funny?
[Riza Hawkeye] : apparently my intro is funny
[Kyle XY Rocks] : Well throw it at me
[Riza Hawkeye] : how?
[Kyle XY Rocks] : *hangs head*
[Adam Carter] : ugh, damn pidgeot!
[Adam Carter] : it cant be done :(
[Kyle XY Rocks] : I mean can you tell me what it is?
[Molly Maltese] : V___V aw, sad!
[Kyle XY Rocks] : Don't yell at the piegeons
[Riza Hawkeye] : what it is?
[Kyle XY Rocks] : Your intro
[Riza Hawkeye] : meh, if you go on the ship you'll see it eventually
[Kyle XY Rocks] : *rolls eyes* You guys are so darn flip flopy

Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

Mar-14-2010 21:19

[Kyle XY Rocks] : Tina put that down!
[Anais Nin] : down?
[Kyle XY Rocks] : Down: Meaning opposite of up
[Anais Nin] : up?
[Kyle XY Rocks] : Up: Opposite of down
[Anais Nin] : opposite?
[Kyle XY Rocks] : Have you guys been drinking
[Andrew Corelli] : yes I do


Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

May-17-2010 20:49

[Heimlich VonVictor] : You know how women have periods
[Heimlich VonVictor] : men do too
[Heimlich VonVictor] : we buy toys
[Heimlich VonVictor] : and I'm at the point where I want to buy a toy for myself

Heimlich VonVictor
Heimlich VonVictor
Vigilante

May-17-2010 21:23

[Riza Hawkeye] : my naked self doesn't have to tajke this kind of abuse

Heimlich VonVictor
Heimlich VonVictor
Vigilante

May-17-2010 21:54

[Anais Nin] : Ooooh, Adinah has it halfway in!

yoyofoshow
yoyofoshow
Old Shoe

May-18-2010 22:02

How come no one ever comes when I camp out in chat?! Grrr :(

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