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Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Oct-7-2009 22:03

Because every bar needs one. Feel free to post if you've got one; we're certain there are plenty.

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Riza Hawkeye
Riza Hawkeye
First Nomad

Jan-19-2010 21:40

[Joseph Zeo] : oh yeah, i forgot. how's your hand warmer, eh, i mean your roommate with the warm head
[Anais Nin] : me is at home
[Sean Dart] : ewwww
[Anais Nin] : no hand warmer
[Anais Nin] : :(
[Sean Dart] : you sick sick piece of crap

Riza Hawkeye
Riza Hawkeye
First Nomad

Jan-26-2010 18:43

[Adam Carter] : hey hey
[Adam Carter] : look who it is
[Adam Carter] : me!
[Heimlich VonVictor] : Believe it or not I was actually just thinking about you
[Heimlich VonVictor] : literally three minutes ago
[Adam Carter] : who?
[Heimlich VonVictor] : you
[Adam Carter] : thats kinda creepy
[Adam Carter] : *moves to stand against the wall*
[Adam Carter] : *cups the jewels*

Kyle XY Rocks
Kyle XY Rocks
Pinball Amateur

Jan-27-2010 23:09

[Heimlich VonVictor] : but still, don't let him press his balls against the window because he thinks it's funny

Kyle XY Rocks
Kyle XY Rocks
Pinball Amateur

Feb-2-2010 21:30

[Richthofen] : Hmm, what should i have before I tackle ridiculously hard cases?
[Kyle XY Rocks] : *starts a dance*
[Kyle XY Rocks] : a prayer

Andrew Corelli
Andrew Corelli
Huntsman

Feb-14-2010 20:45

[Heimlich VonVictor] : Time to go do a favor for the priest *shudders* Why can't he just leave me alone :(
[Riza Hawkeye] : becasue you're a pretty little boy

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Feb-15-2010 20:46

[Riza Hawkeye] : JZ, did i leave some bullets in you last time my gun was in you?
[Joseph Zeo] : i though MY gun was in you the other time....
[Molly Maltese] : quit your squawking then--
[Molly Maltese] : OHHHHHHHHH

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Feb-15-2010 20:47

[Anais Nin] : I need to get the one out of your ass
[Molly Maltese] : -snickers-
[Secret_Squirrel] : excuse me?

Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

Feb-19-2010 19:38

[Ms Helen] : i can do it the gentle way if you like :)
[Secret_Squirrel] : lol
[Secret_Squirrel] : not the way i hear it you cant
[Ms Helen] : whats jonny been telling you :s
[Adam Carter] : think if a horse tried to give you a massage, that kind of gentle

Riza Hawkeye
Riza Hawkeye
First Nomad

Feb-21-2010 20:35

[Roland Moonstar] : A new guy with small feet and no Adam's apple.
[Adam Carter] : you lost my apple?
[Adam Carter] : I asked you to hold it for me while i went to the bathroom
[Adam Carter] : now I have nothing to give to teacher!
[Jack Z.] : Oh... sorry Adam

M. Lacrimosa
M. Lacrimosa
Sleuth About Town

Feb-22-2010 19:45

[Heimlich VonVictor] : Well just about anything can break it these days. Stastically something like 75% of virgins aren't intact when they have sex the first time.

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