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Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Oct-7-2009 22:03

Because every bar needs one. Feel free to post if you've got one; we're certain there are plenty.

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Heimlich VonVictor
Heimlich VonVictor
Vigilante

Oct-26-2009 18:32

[Molly Maltese] : I just got a ridiculous mental picture of me with a moustache on fire

Heimlich VonVictor
Heimlich VonVictor
Vigilante

Oct-27-2009 17:14

[Ms Helen] : i would probably pull out if you extended

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-1-2009 20:20

[Heimlich VonVictor] : You know I could give you some awkward moments
[Molly Maltese] : o.o
[Molly Maltese] : that sounds so...obscene.

Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

Nov-1-2009 22:19

[Molly Maltese] : I slipped a little something-something into a couple peoples drinks at my last party. > : ]
[Molly Maltese] : it was arsenic. they're dead now. :I
[Molly Maltese] : :]
[Molly Maltese] : *spikes Squirrels nuts*
[Molly Maltese] : O_O
[Molly Maltese] : you know that thing where you type whatevers on your mind without really stopping to consider what it sounds like? yeah. I have that.
[Secret_Squirrel] : in order to spike my nuts id have to be standing on a lapper... oh that isnt a volleyball analogy ... my bad
[Secret_Squirrel] : ladder... freudian slip

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-1-2009 22:23

[Secret_Squirrel] : i don't like doing much upside down, it's a whole gravity vs head thing

Heimlich VonVictor
Heimlich VonVictor
Vigilante

Nov-1-2009 22:55

[Molly Maltese] : I did have licorice handcuffs this one time

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-1-2009 23:05

Anais Nin] : so you want lesbie porno going on in bar chat?
[Anais Nin] : O_O
[Molly Maltese] : Anais, is it different from any other day of the week?
[Molly Maltese] : really now.

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-1-2009 23:17

[Secret_Squirrel] : im more concerned over the licorice flavoured prostitute

Anais Nin
Anais Nin
Thespian

Nov-1-2009 23:26

[Secret_Squirrel] : so a slightly soiled 100 bill superimposed over the virgin mary ahould be your tattoo anais
[Anais Nin] : ...
[Molly Maltese] : *dying of laughter*
[Secret_Squirrel] : or better yet her taking the 100 bill with a knowing smile

Heimlich VonVictor
Heimlich VonVictor
Vigilante

Nov-7-2009 23:37

[kitty100] : wait who were u talkin about take ur head outa ur @$$
[kitty100] : ok.....why the moment of silence?
[Molly Maltese] : we were mourning the massacre of the English language

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