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*Awkward Pause* A Hall of Fame for unusual lines people enter barchat on
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Molly Maltese
Old Shoe
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Oct-7-2009 22:03
Because every bar needs one. Feel free to post if you've got one; we're certain there are plenty.
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Heimlich VonVictor
Vigilante
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Oct-26-2009 18:32
[Molly Maltese] : I just got a ridiculous mental picture of me with a moustache on fire
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Heimlich VonVictor
Vigilante
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Oct-27-2009 17:14
[Ms Helen] : i would probably pull out if you extended
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Molly Maltese
Old Shoe
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Nov-1-2009 20:20
[Heimlich VonVictor] : You know I could give you some awkward moments
[Molly Maltese] : o.o
[Molly Maltese] : that sounds so...obscene.
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Anais Nin
Thespian
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Nov-1-2009 22:19
[Molly Maltese] : I slipped a little something-something into a couple peoples drinks at my last party. > : ]
[Molly Maltese] : it was arsenic. they're dead now. :I
[Molly Maltese] : :]
[Molly Maltese] : *spikes Squirrels nuts*
[Molly Maltese] : O_O
[Molly Maltese] : you know that thing where you type whatevers on your mind without really stopping to consider what it sounds like? yeah. I have that.
[Secret_Squirrel] : in order to spike my nuts id have to be standing on a lapper... oh that isnt a volleyball analogy ... my bad
[Secret_Squirrel] : ladder... freudian slip
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Molly Maltese
Old Shoe
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Nov-1-2009 22:23
[Secret_Squirrel] : i don't like doing much upside down, it's a whole gravity vs head thing
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Heimlich VonVictor
Vigilante
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Nov-1-2009 22:55
[Molly Maltese] : I did have licorice handcuffs this one time
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Molly Maltese
Old Shoe
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Nov-1-2009 23:05
Anais Nin] : so you want lesbie porno going on in bar chat?
[Anais Nin] : O_O
[Molly Maltese] : Anais, is it different from any other day of the week?
[Molly Maltese] : really now.
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Molly Maltese
Old Shoe
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Nov-1-2009 23:17
[Secret_Squirrel] : im more concerned over the licorice flavoured prostitute
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Anais Nin
Thespian
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Nov-1-2009 23:26
[Secret_Squirrel] : so a slightly soiled 100 bill superimposed over the virgin mary ahould be your tattoo anais
[Anais Nin] : ...
[Molly Maltese] : *dying of laughter*
[Secret_Squirrel] : or better yet her taking the 100 bill with a knowing smile
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Heimlich VonVictor
Vigilante
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Nov-7-2009 23:37
[kitty100] : wait who were u talkin about take ur head outa ur @$$
[kitty100] : ok.....why the moment of silence?
[Molly Maltese] : we were mourning the massacre of the English language
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