Sir William Weine
I think the problem is the title. It's a bit too long to interest people. How about...
The 1st Annual Detective's Racing Contest!
ACTION! DRAMA!! MYSTERY!!
Wanted: Experienced detective; experience in Sleuth factions, wit and good ideas please. Will pay $10 per post, and $100 in advance for each requirement fulfilled; payment otherwise negotiable. I'm robbing myself here, please volunteer!!
Be part of the story. Cool plot and a mysterious sequel just waiting to be done!
Simply PM Sir William Weine.
Do not be left in the cold!
(Poster designed by Joseph Zeo and Sir William Weine)
Notice my new title! I will easily follow on the story by mentioning that I was just putting the case file of '5th Annual etc...' away when a messenger came in.... thickening the plot!