Sleuth Home - Message Boards - Message Board Game Room

Apr-22-2009 18:31

Here's how you do it:
Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
then tag 10 people

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- yOur socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July â€" When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When you offered me that crack
November - Yesterday when I ate that cookie
December - When you made that strange noise

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad â€" As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

*continued below*

Jan-26-2013 13:30

Dear William,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I've worn dresses with higher IQ's than yours. I think I realized that there's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but you just gargled.

Regards,

Sirius Realm

Oct-21-2015 16:28

Dear Marc Lacrimosa,

I don't really know how to tell you this. The mafia wants you . I think I realized it when you offered me that crack in your closet and I saw you carve your initials into my knee caps. I'm sure you're open enough to understand how awful you are . I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your criminal record as a memory. You should also know that I will try to forget that you broke my heart and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.

With tears of sadness,

Vulkie

Oct-22-2015 20:39

Dear Vulkie3,

I don't really know how to tell you this, our romance is over and I'm joining the Convent. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me in your closet and I saw you sit on the Catholic priest. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your false teeth to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I haven't showered in a month our friendship is ruined.

Please don't hurt me,

Shell