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nicnic
nicnic
Battered Shoe

Mar-15-2009 13:59

This was a game that they played in Shades for a while and it was pretty fun.

The idea is that you post the first part of a News headline, and the next poster has to finish it. Then they have to post a new first part of a headline.

Get it? Have fun!

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Ed Carlyle
Ed Carlyle

Mar-18-2011 19:48

your ears. That's right folks. Start washing behind your ears. More and more employers are starting to say that the most distracting thing during interviews are the dirt caked up on people's ears because of their failure to wash.

In other news, the murder of Mr. Humpty Dumpty has been solved. The charging of Elmo and him being caught red-handed has been dropped. Waldo has been found hiding out in Bombay, India. When questioned about the murder, he had this to say...

Ordo Ab Chao
Ordo Ab Chao

Mar-20-2011 05:52

“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me...”
"I used to be Snow White, but I drifted..."


* Mystery surrounds the unexplained disappearance of 5000 Roman soldiers 2000 years ago therefore Archaeologists believe...



Sir Eduard Langston
Sir Eduard Langston
Nomad

Apr-4-2011 12:50

they may have started a bonfire during attendance at a violin concert of the noted Emperor Nero. Apparently pranksters in the group were responsible for the spread of the fire, whereupon attendees dispersed to places as far away as what is now known as Northern Alaska, Mongolia, Ethiopia and, alas, the lost continent of Atlantis, which coincidentally has recently resurfaced in the vicinity of Nassau, Bahamas minus the reputed missing Roman Soldiers. However, evidence indicates that some of the architectural details are quite similar to the Romanesque period of the time of the Emperor Nero's violin concerto debut.

New reports have it that quality of life has declined due to an overabundance of....

Ordo Ab Chao
Ordo Ab Chao

Apr-8-2011 11:45

Bad Luck...
The International News Safety Institute today launched a Bad Luck Outbreak - Safety Update and Precautions on its website. This is aimed at providing the news media with a running update from the ground of safety-related information during the crisis as the Bad Luck continued to spread around the globe.

Signs of being contaminated with Bad Luck:

A black cat crossing your path
Spilling salt
Breaking a mirror
A horse sweating
Walking under ladders
Dropping a knife and picking it up
Giving an empty purse
Milk curdling
Putting a hat on the bed
Taking off your wedding ring
Seeing an owl during the day
Opening an umbrella indoors
Killing a seagull
Bread not rising
Killing a cricket
Putting your left foot on the floor first up when you get out of bed
Putting shoes on a table


Safety Update and Precautions:

A four leaf clover
A bird pooing on you
7 of anything coming at once
Lucky horseshoe
A naked woman at the helm of a ship
Your clothes being caught on a bush
A new moon
Sneezing 3 times before breakfast
Your hair being cut during a storm
Sleeping on unironed sheets
Carrying an acorn in your pocket
Whistleing in the dark
Finding a penny and picking it up
A ladybird
A bluebird
Carrying a rabbit's foot.
Crickets chirping
Putting on your clothes inside out
Picking up a pin
Seeing Bats flying overhead at nightfall
Walking in the rain

Penguins in South Africa and Argentina are losing their feathers due to...


Sir Eduard Langston
Sir Eduard Langston
Nomad

Apr-10-2011 12:08

an Avian strain of Alopecia. Biologists around the globe are attempting to develop a compatible form of Rogaine to combat the problem.


Following recent outbreaks of feather-loss in Penguins, scientists are befuddled by recent indications of hair growth on porpoises and dolphins in the oceans of the Southern Hemisphere coinciding with the upcoming Autumn/Winter season. The Chief of Environmental and Biological Sciences for the U.N. had this to say about the occurrences.....

Akira Sensei
Akira Sensei

Apr-11-2011 23:35

"Whether it be our furry fishlike mammals or previously-feathered foul friends, frankly we feel at a loss. Further updates of frenetic studies are forthcoming."

Producers of the television series X-Files have revealed...

Ordo Ab Chao
Ordo Ab Chao

Apr-12-2011 03:55

that last October 20, at a Maryland high school, fifteen-year-old Jamie Schoonover was sent home from school with a referral slip noting that she was disciplined for “casting a spell on a student.” A classmate had accused Schoonover, an admitted practicing witch and the daughter of a witch, of placing a hex on her...


Today's media stories from the underworld papers bring forward...



Akira Sensei
Akira Sensei

Apr-13-2011 18:25

statistics involving alien abductions and possible marriages ensuing from mothership romances before being returned to earth. DNA testing is being considered in order to weed out any possible offspring resulting from these relations.

In the fashion world, black is the new color for summer. Top celebrities have stated that...

Ordo Ab Chao
Ordo Ab Chao

Apr-15-2011 16:40

Black Eyes are into fashion again this year...depending how hard you are hit, and what the unseen damage is, swelling might occur almost immediately as blood rushed to the area. A bruise might not form until a little bit later, but the area would go from being pink to red to purple in a matter of hours. However, a lot of times with hard punches like that, blood vessels are ruptured. So the blood fills up under the skin thus creating a fashionable looking bruise. The swelling would probably go down in a couple of days, but the purple would linger for a while...

Back in the spotlight: Snow White has some explaining to do after the huge...


Phaedra Rose
Phaedra Rose
Well-Connected

Apr-15-2011 18:44

illegal migration of dwarf paparazzi drawn to the kingdom by her upcoming wedding to Prince Charming. INA is looking into the matter and is currently going undercover to develop a shortlist for infiltrating and neutralizing possible threats.

Local townfolk in the community of Mobville in New York State, have found themselves beset by....

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