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nicnic
nicnic
Battered Shoe

Mar-15-2009 13:59

This was a game that they played in Shades for a while and it was pretty fun.

The idea is that you post the first part of a News headline, and the next poster has to finish it. Then they have to post a new first part of a headline.

Get it? Have fun!

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Sir William Weine
Sir William Weine
Lucky Stiff

Jan-31-2010 08:08

...was set on fire and drowned trying to put himself out.

In other news, unlucky dog owner James Warestone...

Anikka
Anikka
Babelfish

Jan-31-2010 11:03

... came to the sudden realisation that his black, six-year old great dane was actually a panther. The late Mr. Warestone reached that epiphany shortly before he found out what the inside of a panther's mouth looks like. Reportedly, James' last words were, "I never could understand why Harvey never barked, before!"

Yesterday, in a landmark decision, a circuit court judge ruled ...

M. Lacrimosa
M. Lacrimosa
Thespian

Jan-31-2010 22:07

that someday he will rise above his job as a circuit court judge and rule the nation. The judge claimed "All will bow down to me" and he will rule the world with an "Iron Fist."

In other news, Tinky Winky and Dipsy of the Teletubies were arrested yesterday for possession of....

Jesse Hunter
Jesse Hunter
Santa's Little Helper

Feb-1-2010 12:02

Cartoon Narcotic Stash.

A nine month investigation came to an end this weekend when law enforcement agents raided the Tubbytronic Superdome, home of the Teletubbies.

“We’ve long suspected the Teletubbies of using and trafficking daytime television drug analogues,” said friendly neighborhood arresting Officer Francois Clemmons, “everything from Smurfberries to Scooby Snacks to performance enhancers. Just look at the size of [Tinky Winky]. There’s some spinach abuse there. Don’t let the purse fool you, it took three officers to subdue him.”

A breakthrough in the investigation came Friday evening in the form of confidential tip from an informer referred to in case documents only as “Smoke, the perfectly mundane if overly large lizard.” Based on past interactions with “Smoke”, the information provided was enough to secure a search warrant.

The attempt to serve the warrant around 4:20 A.M. Saturday morning met with resistance, which ended only after a 25 hour standoff.

“We were hoping to catch them by surprise,” explained one officer, “but we didn’t take into account that quite often they don’t sleep all the way through the night. When we got there they were wide awake and very fussy.”

Other officers confirm that their approach was greeted with cries of “Eh-oh, piggies,” then “Run away! Run away!” The suspects immediately jumped down through a hole in the roof and took up armed positions inside the dome, occasionally popping out of various holes to yell “Bye bye!” and take unaimed gunshots at surrounding law enforcement agents.

The Cartoon All-Stars were called to the rescue Saturday afternoon, but were unable to negotiate a peaceful end to the standoff. After launching tear gas canisters through the windows, SWAT officers stormed the dome Sunday morning, bringing a violent end to the siege.

Tinky Winky and Dipsy are scheduled for arraignment on the 7th of this month. Two other teletubbies were killed in the raid.


Jesse Hunter
Jesse Hunter
Santa's Little Helper

Feb-1-2010 12:02

(I know its “Headlines” but I couldn’t resist.)

In science news, researchers have discovered that ‘Worry Lines’ on the face can be cured by


Anikka
Anikka
Babelfish

Feb-2-2010 12:22

... playing Sleuth: Noir for several hours every day.

And now to the Pet Page, where veterinarian Kitty Bulldog says...

M. Lacrimosa
M. Lacrimosa
Thespian

Feb-2-2010 21:00

giving your dog/cat an apple, can help them live long and healthy lives. That's right folks, the old saying "An apple a day, keeps your doctor away," even goes for pets now.

In other news, Vincent Corello III, a nonsense filled judge, wore a beanie with a propeller on the top of it. When asked about it, the judge replied...

Sir William Weine
Sir William Weine
Lucky Stiff

Feb-5-2010 01:24

"You will do as I say or I'll drop bombs on Washington!" he then carried out his threat, flying off (surprising the officer on scene.) Then, however, he had no bombs so he threw dead dogs and cats. "It was raining cats and dogs!" observed one eyewitness. Mr. Corello was then captured and thrown into a chemistry laboratory because the prison was full, where he drank nitric acid rather than be captured. However, he survived and it turned out it was all a bet. His judge, Vincent Corello III, was recently arrested but bailed out to attend Mr. Corello's trial. He found him not guilty.

In other news, Vincent Corello IV died of...

M. Lacrimosa
M. Lacrimosa
Thespian

Feb-5-2010 21:11

an explosion that literally blew his butt off. When asked about how far a long the case is, the lead detective replied "There is no end in sight."

Top Story! Comedian Frank Mills died yesterday morning from...

Sir William Weine
Sir William Weine
Lucky Stiff

Feb-6-2010 01:52

...Frankmillsaphobia. He scared himself to death after looking in a mirror for the first time in his life yesterday.

In less morbid news, it has been found that playing Sleuth...

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