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Dec-13-2008 09:45

After all this time, I just noticed that something is missing from our apartments! What are we suppossed to do when umm, nature calls?

Sure us guys can just run out into the alley behind the building, but what about the ladies! I guess that evens out the fact that we have no pants to wear! ;-)

Dec-13-2008 11:39

THAT'S why my tastefully potted plant keeps dying!

Dec-13-2008 13:20

Well, Ctown, I've heard that one of the super-dooper ultimate madly expensive prizes that they're trying to work into the expansion stuff is, guess what, indoor plumbing (with all the amenities). Not sure how you're going to be able to wash your pants (in the sink at least if not one of those new-fangled washing machines) if you don't have any pants. That's probably one of those eternal logic problems that admin poses to keep us up all night. And speaking of sleep, that brings up another little conundrum. How are you supposed to be able to sleep at all if there are no beds for the bedrooms? Yes i know you could sleep on the floor, but some of us who LIKE comfort wouldn't be able to sleep if they did. And this would prevent admin from needing little mind-benders to occupy us when we can't sleep.

(Oh, for those concerned that they'll never get the super-dooper ultimate madly-expensive prize, there's also a cheaper alternative offered. It's called a chamber pot -- look on Wiki if you don't know what that is!)

Dec-14-2008 14:49

I've just popped a comode in the armoire. Very discreet.

Dec-31-2008 16:34

I'm not worried about the bathroom or pants issue. I normally go potty at the office or bar; and I wear a dress. What I want to know is, where is the kitchen?

Apr-4-2009 10:01

Let me guess? You want a kitchen so you can all make me do the cooking?

Apr-6-2009 20:54

Ctown I know you claim to be a good cook..... but really no one believes you. Also I would be a bit disturbed by visiting your apartment and having to see the bathroom :P Ben, if you are listening, I think the loo has no place in Noir! Please give ctown a cape instead for all our sakes.

Apr-6-2009 20:59

The cape is all I really wanted! ;-)