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My Favorite Detective Bio
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Sleuth Admin
Tale Spinner
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Nov-19-2004 16:44
I think palmer has my favorite bio. Not sure why, and pretty sure I don't understand it, but there you go.
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cenoecox
Well-Connected
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Aug-23-2006 16:55
Ha ha ha! That's right! The sour breast milk is a derivative of all the foul associations I have with my mom's cooking. You wanna punish someone? Make them eat her cooking. It's like a mixture of putrid swiss cheese peeled off a putrid, moldy sandwich dug out of a trash can, dirty bunghole that's peppered with dingle berries and sauteed in bear menstruation for a month in a pot burning over a hot crack pipe. Can you dig it?
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Aug-23-2006 17:06
OH! SNAPPITY!
That smells like a callout, madame forskin! Defend yourself, now!
(errm, probly smells more like a burning bag of incontinent kittens)
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biggie528
Lucky Stiff
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Aug-23-2006 21:31
ummm someone moderate this before i toss cookies....
my food poisoning is acting up again....
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Belle Star
Washed Up Punter
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Aug-25-2006 11:34
Jennifer (cenoecox) you are sooooo grounded!!!!!!!!
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Belle Star
Washed Up Punter
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Aug-25-2006 11:35
Oooops! Sorry, for those of you who don't know, I am also Forskin
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Aug-26-2006 01:51
pshh, I'm fiveskin...outranking you by oneskin. Jennifer is un-grounded :P
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cenoecox
Well-Connected
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Aug-28-2006 19:11
Woo hoo Crunchpatty! (Aka the man with cinco wrinklies). Way to come to a comerade's aid! I hate being grounded!
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Forskin
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Aug-29-2006 11:23
CP!! You ya hurt me bad (crying...)
If you lived with cenoe, you wouldn't just be grounding her, you'd be kicking her out!!!
She is the laziest slob on planet Earth! There's mold growing in her room and she smells like 3-day old hang-over.
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Aug-30-2006 02:27
pssh (1997 voice) talk to the wrinklies Forskin cuz the face don wanna hear it!
*does that weird Z-shaped finger-snapping thing*
*whistles 'Leave it to Beaver' theme* Hot damn, families are cool!
okay I gotta write down the whole 'mold/hangover breath' thing...my connections at Hallmark will be really interested.
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cenoecox
Well-Connected
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Aug-31-2006 12:19
Sorry, but what can I say? It's true, I am a slob. But geniuses in history have been notoriously sloppy. And yes, I'm a part-time drunk. But luckily, I had so much brains, I don't even miss the ones I've burnt out. BTW, is there a name for that Super, Barbara Streisand-lovin Z-shaped finger snap? And I believe someone may have mistaken the moldy smell from her underwear drawer for my room.
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