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Sleuth Admin
Sleuth Admin
Tale Spinner

Nov-19-2004 16:44

I think palmer has my favorite bio. Not sure why, and pretty sure I don't understand it, but there you go.

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jstkdn
jstkdn
Well-Connected

Aug-16-2006 16:06

What kind of punishment will there be involved from Crunchie, cenoecox and secret? :)

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Aug-16-2006 17:17

wow LED do you and cfm occasionally bump into each other in the dusty hallways of the Sleuth archives when you're trawling for the old threads... :o hey perhaps you could be Sleuth Librarian. I hear we need a new one...

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Aug-17-2006 00:27

watching LED and CFM bump into each other in a dusty hallway would be like, uhh, WICKED HOT, in a kind of retro sleuthy way. Can you say RRRAWRR???

Something tells me collaborating on bios with the squirrel and the cenoe would be funner than a weekend with batman - I'm so in!

Punishment? Trust darkmistress Nikkie to ask, lol! My vote is for sticking them into a leather harness with a flirty feather in the belt and beating 'round the ears with a mock rabbits foot until they say the 'safe word'.

(yeah, the safe word is 'turdheels'. If they just say 'heel' the floggings intensify. if they mispronounce it as 'turtles', we get to pelt them with dead turtles)

Woot! Salmonella!

yoyofoshow
yoyofoshow
Old Shoe

Aug-17-2006 02:13

This is my favourite thread and Justin knows why.

Lady Emerald Devon
Lady Emerald Devon
Nomad

Aug-17-2006 02:40

I hear the last Librarian got shot, hit over the head, poisoned and stabbed.. seems dangerous. Or dpes that only happen to certain kinds?

Crunch and Squirrel and Cen.. what are you waiting for? Helen needs a bio! And I thought it would be you guys that got punished...

jstkdn
jstkdn
Well-Connected

Aug-17-2006 07:17

Oh my LED, the fact that crunch and co have turned in to the turtle flogging bio patrol, is bad enough. But that you are actually reporting possible culprits..... :)

Turdheels turdheels turdheels

White_Noise
White_Noise

Aug-17-2006 10:41

I think R Anstett of The Closers is the funniest out right now especially when he says the foolish denizens of Sleuthville started acting up again and that he needs to sort them out or whatever it is.
LMAO

yoyofoshow
yoyofoshow
Old Shoe

Aug-19-2006 00:59

I have a good idea for a magician thats also a detective. I have the whole bio set out in my head. So thats a warning, you dont write the bio you get magicianified.

yoyofoshow
yoyofoshow
Old Shoe

Aug-19-2006 01:00

and soosh whats this about 'sour breast milk'

cenoecox
cenoecox
Well-Connected

Aug-23-2006 16:55

Ha ha ha! That's right! The sour breast milk is a derivative of all the foul associations I have with my mom's cooking. You wanna punish someone? Make them eat her cooking. It's like a mixture of putrid swiss cheese peeled off a putrid, moldy sandwich dug out of a trash can, dirty bunghole that's peppered with dingle berries and sauteed in bear menstruation for a month in a pot burning over a hot crack pipe. Can you dig it?

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