crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Jul-18-2008 01:12
Hi there :)
So - a lot of the discussion on Ctown's editorial thread about why people leave the game or stay with it have got me thinking about my own situation, and why I haven't been around very much for a while.
Not the bit about how my mail is pre-screened by a german shepard who answers to the name of Rufus and still gets paid more than I do.
Not the bit about how there's a video of me on Youtube giving a dirty Sanchez to an anorexic spider monkey named Bella.
Not the bit about how I managed to become an ambidextrous funkslinger and defeat a naughty sorceress repeatedly on another game called Kingdom of Loathing.
And not even the bit about how most of the people I used to talk to just up and left.
These would all be good reasons, but none of them are mine. Mine is about 15 weeks old, lives in the protective umbrella of Missus Patty's' tummy and makes my eyes well up every time I hear his or her heart beating, faster than a meth-freak drummer with carpal tunnel syndrome and jackrabbits for parents. But it's really about the heartbeat - the closest thing my kid has right now to speaking in the world.
So there you have it. I've sort of had my priorities shifted of late, and although I miss you all, I really have no idea when I'll have the kind of time to jerk around on the internet that I used to have. I promise I'll try my best from time to time, even if I NEVER figure out whether I have milk ducts in my man-breasts.
My love,
N
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