Happy Birthday bud. Sorry I missed the party I havent been around much lately but when I dropped in and saw there was a party I was very sad that I had missed it. Im pretty sure that you've gotten over the party so here's a 6 pack of Canadian beer so enjoy, it should be enough for you as I know what you are used to. Happy Birthday again and enjoy.
Demon of the Due Date
Aww, now I feel terrible that I missed the party! Better late than never, I guess?
Happy late Bday ctown! I'll be on time for your 5th bday.
Kopper, I think Incredible Hulk underoos will be perfect for next year so start looking now.