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lilangel
lilangel
Sleuth About Town

Apr-30-2008 23:59

Lil put up a sign, saying, "This is where we come up with a story and it ought to focus on something other than fellow detectives." on her front window. She had just opened up a pub where all kinds of characters could enter and talk about anything and everything.

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ctown28
ctown28
Huntsman

Oct-23-2008 18:30

"Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Super Hot Peppers" she read and immediatly burst out into laughter.

Seconds later ctowns face turned beet red and he began to sweat uncontrollably, steam seemed to flow from his ears. He didn't wnat to break character so he just played it off. "Ok, now I'm gonna need to test some cold beverage to wash this down," he asked trying to cover up the pain.

"Oh sorry cto, err Sneezy, we just sold our last drink right before you walked in," she told him.

Ctown didn't know what to do, he needed something to put out this fire that was in his mouth and he needed something fast. The rest of the bar was looking on in great amusement.

He could take no more of it. He ran as fast as he could into the restroom and right back to that very stall he was in the last and activated the bidet again and drank would seemed like a gallon of water.

Once he made his way back out the there bar, he realized that in his haste to get to the restroom, his disguise fell of his face and everyone knew it was him as they all continued laughing at him again.

Makensie Brewer
Makensie Brewer
Super Steeper

Oct-24-2008 12:01

Makensie was looking at ctown, shaking her head, thinking, How does he do it? Always doing something to make people laugh at him? She couldn't help it, and started laughing uncontrollably. Reese had her head down on the bar top, trying to breath, then Makensie heard her say, as she was gasping for air, "Ctown, when u got a drink of water, you didnt go to the tpoi....." ctown just looks at her, and his expression was all that was need to give her the answer.

Reese was laughing so hard, Makensie thought she was going to have to help get oxygen into her.

Lil looked like she had lost all patience with him, but you could tell she was swallowing a laugh.

Ctown sat at the bar, and she looks at him, saying, "you never cease to amaze me, ctown" He groans, still smacking his lips from how hot his mouth was, and says, "You're welcome"

Makensie says, "Sneezy Farkleboob?" He looks at her, and says, "That was all I could come up with,ok?" She laughs, playfully slapping his arm, and orders an iced tea.



lilangel
lilangel
Sleuth About Town

Oct-24-2008 13:04

Lil groans and shakes her head. "First, you come up with some lame ass name like Sneezy Farkleboob. Then, you don't even read the label and wind up drinking out of the toilet, instead of asking for a glass of water," Lil told Ctown. He could tell she was very disgusted with his obsession with toilet water.

"Not only that, but you sneak out with us thinking that inflatable doll was you. I should have known you'd try to pull that trick again, after doing it in the agency," Lil reprimanded Ctown, "Now, get back in that corner and put your dunce cap back on, just as you've been told, and you can stay there for a while." Lil snatched up the doll and thrusts the dunce cap back to Ctown, then stalks off in a huff with the doll.

ctown28
ctown28
Huntsman

Oct-24-2008 14:21

"I am not gonna sit in this corner," ctown demanded, "first I am gonna run to the store and then come back here and try to salvage the rest of my day"

He then stormed out the front door. He really looked irate. Some of the customers felt sorry for him. Just how much ridicule could one man take.

A few minutes later he came back in, he had a brand new toothbrush and a tube of toothpaste. "Now, I am going to use the sink in the kitchen so there is no more confusion," he announced as he made his way back into the kitchen.

"Maybe we should lighten up on him a bit," Makensie pleaded.

"Nonsense, he deserves everything he gets," retorted Lil.

Moments later, ctown walked out of the kitchen holding his toothbrush and toothpaste. His mouth looked starngely smaller. "Mmmmph, grrmmmmph," he muttered. Nobody could make out what he was saying.

Lil walked over and grabbed teh tube of toothpaste from him and read the label. "I should have known, look everyone, ctown brushed his teeth with a tube of Preparation H!"

lilangel
lilangel
Sleuth About Town

Oct-24-2008 15:13

Lil snatched the tube from Ctown's hand, and asked, "Do you realize what you JUST brushed your teeth with?!?"

Ctown mumbled something incoherently. Lil just said, "Sorry, but no one can understand what you saying. This is why." She held up the tube so Ctown can read it. Lil then said, "Yes, Preparation H. That's what you brushed your teeth with, and now your mouth is much smaller than what it was. Although, that could be a good thing." She pondered a moment and then said, "You know, they say that silence is golden." Then she shrugged while everyone else around her was laughing. "Although, I'm not sure how you'll be able to drink your beer now, or eat for that matter," Lil said.

Makensie Brewer
Makensie Brewer
Super Steeper

Oct-24-2008 16:05

Makensie walks up, examining his mouth. "My GOD, ctown, what else could you possibly do to yourself? Dont u read things before u use them?", she asks, forgetting that he cant talk right now. He started talking, or mroe like mumbling, using his hands to try to explain what he means. Reese yells, "Hey, I guess we could play charades now! We try to figure out what ctown is trying to say, by the motion of his hands!!" That made everyone laugh harder, as ctown grumbles to everyone,not knowing what he is saying.

Makensie wiped her eyes, and patted ctown, "I wish I could help you with your ummm, situation there, but, I have no idea what to do now to help you" He grabs her shoulder to stop her from leaving, and he is mumbling somethng, practically yelling.

"What?", Makensie says. "Im sorry but I cant understand what youare saying"

Reese says, "Go run water on it or something. Hell, do something" Lil replies, "Actually, it is kind of nice not hearing him run his mouth for once" ctown glares at Lil, as she smiles at him.

Makensie held her jaws, they were hurting so much from laughing. "Ying, could u please get me an ice cold glass of water?", Makensie asks. "Certainly. Why dont you guys all put beds in here while you are at it, since you all practically live in here. What happened to my peace and quiet?", he grumbles, as he walks off.

ctown28
ctown28
Huntsman

Oct-25-2008 12:09

Ctown had all he could take for one day. He decided to just leave while he still could, there was enough embarassment for one day. He got off of his stool and headed for the door. When he was almost there he spotted an unopened envelope on the floor. He picked it up and looked at it. The letter was addressed to Mackensie Brewer.

Ctown got an evil thought, what if he opened up her letter and read what someone was writing to her, she would never even know. Just as he was about to open it a little ctown angel appeared on his shoulder. "Ctown, don't you dare open that letter, don't you know it's illegal to read somebody elses mail?" He began walking over to Makensie when, on the other shoulder, a little ctown devil appeared, "Don't listen to that wimp, open the letter, it may be something funny, even something you could use to your advantage"

Ctown was torn between what he should do. After a few minutes Lil shouted over to him "Ctown, don't just stand there blocking the door, go out or get back to you barstool"

This snapped ctown out of his daze, he knew what he needed to do. He wlaked over to Makensie and handed her the letter. He then waved goodbye to everyone and headed out the door.

The rest of the bar couldn't help but to wonder what would happen on his next visit.

Makensie Brewer
Makensie Brewer
Super Steeper

Oct-25-2008 12:38

As Makensie looked at the envelope, she was wondering, "Who could this be from?" As she stared at it, Reese hollers, "Well come on cuz, open it!Lets hear it..enquiring minds wanna know" She looks at Reese, and says, "Mind your business. I wouldnt tell you what it says, unless it has to do with you" Reese grins, saying, "maybe its from a secret admirer,huh? Come on! Open it!"

She grumbles, takes a sip of her iced tea, then begins to open it. Taking the single piece of paper out, she begins to read it. Her face turns red, and she quietly puts the note back in the envelope. Reese chuckles, saying, "Mak is blushing. Woo woo, a love letter huh?" She waves her off, saying, "SHUT up, Reese" That makes her laugh louder.

It was from someone who definitely admired her, if u could call it that, but she sure wasnt going to share with anyone what it said, or who it was from. Making people wonder never hurt anything, and who said she was blushing?

Tucking the envelope in her coat, she gets up, saying, "Well, now, if u will excuse me, I must be going now. Will check back in later"

Reese says, "have fun,Makie! dont do anything i wouldnt do!" She turns and glares at her, as everyone just continued on with their business, but wondering what made Makensie leave so quick...and what did that letter say to make her, supposedly, blush?

She heads out the door, saying, "See ya later", over her shoulder.

ctown28
ctown28
Huntsman

Oct-26-2008 08:42

It was a new day and ctown was feeling good. He could finally talk again and things looked promising. He made his way into the bar while waving to someone outside and shouting to them. "Looks great guys, thanks for the hard work, you all did a great job"

All the bar patrons were looking at him quizically. What could he be up to now and what woek was he talking about?

"Ying ,my good man, a round of drinks for everyone, in fact make it two rounds of drinks, on the house," he announced proudly.

Lil just looked at him, "Excuse me? On the house? Just what do you think your doing?" she asked.

"Look woman, I don't want no trouble from you, now either straighten up or get out of my bar," he told her.

"Your bar? Just what the hell is that supposed to mean?" she asked.

"You heard me, this is my bar, I am the owner now," he told her, "If you don't believe me just go look outside"

"What the hell are you up to now?" she asked as she walked outside. She didn't see anything out of the ordinary and had no clue what he was talking about.

"Look above the door," yelled ctown.

She looked up and there it was, a big sign that said "Ctowns Pub, Where The Customer is Always Right"

Lil sighed heavily, she didn't know how much more of this nonsense she could take, but she decided to make good use of it.

"OK, if your the owner now, then there is something you need to do. Someone made a "mess" in the restroom and it needs to be cleaned up. Go for it Mr. bar owner," she told him as she handed him a mop and pushed him into the restroom.

One thing that she couldn't quite put her finger on is where is he getting all the money for these silly escapades?

lilangel
lilangel
Sleuth About Town

Oct-26-2008 08:53

Lil decided that since she was maneuvered out of the pub, she'd take the long vacation she deserved. "Thanks Ctown. You have given me a way out. I'm more than happy that you decided to own the pub. That means you can't drink while you're here, not to mention while you're doing your other job. I can focus more on the agency, after I get back from my vacation," she told Ctown.

She packed up her things and the money she had made while working the pub. She bade her goodbyes and left.

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