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lilangel
lilangel
Sleuth About Town

Apr-30-2008 23:59

Lil put up a sign, saying, "This is where we come up with a story and it ought to focus on something other than fellow detectives." on her front window. She had just opened up a pub where all kinds of characters could enter and talk about anything and everything.

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Makensie Brewer
Makensie Brewer
Super Steeper

Oct-22-2008 19:24

Makensie's eyes grew big, not believing what Reese had just done. Actually, she could. She tried to get mad at Reese for being so rude, but, she couldnt help herself. She started laughing, slapping the bar top along with it, trying to get oxygen in her. "Oh my GOD", was all she was able to get out.

ctown, who doesnt get embarrassed very easily, looked at Reese, his face beet red. "Damn you Reese! You dont help me any at all!!!", ctown scolded. Reese was laughing too, and said, "I jut HAD to do that, buddy, it was there!" Even Lil couldnt hold back a chuckle.

Makensie got herself together, pats ctown, saying, "It's ok ctown! We understand" He turned, frowning, and says, "You watch it lady, Im your boss now." She grins, and takes another shot of her whiskey, so she would keep quiet.

Aunt Pittypat
Aunt Pittypat
Well-Connected

Oct-23-2008 11:30

Auntie waddled down the street looking for Ctown. She couldn't believe the rumours she had been hearing about her little angel. My goodness, people always are making up such tall tales around here. Auntie smiled to herself knowing her wittle Ctown wouldn't do anything bad.

Auntie opened the door and stood staring in disbelief. There was Ctown, playing with dolls on the floor and doing unmentionable things with them. After the shock wore off Auntie huffed over to Ctown, grabbed him by the ear and pulled him over to the corner. She reached into her crochet bag and pulled out Ctowns special hat. She unfolded the dunce cap and slammed it on his head.

"Now you just sit in this corner and think about the way you have been behaving, young man. My goodness, Auntie is just appalled at what she saw." Auntie turned to go over to the bar to get her bourbon... with a beer chaser of course. Before she took her first step she hesitated, reached down and pinched ctowns cheeks. Then she reached into her bag and pulled out her homemade oatmeal raisin cookies and gave one to ctown.

Makensie Brewer
Makensie Brewer
Super Steeper

Oct-23-2008 12:17

Makensie grinned, and thought it cute how Aunt Pittypat takes care of ctown. Someone has to do it, I guess, she thinks.

As she sat, drinking her beer, she watches Reese, watching ctown, then as ctown is eating his cookie, Reese walks up, smiles, says, "awwww ctown", and she pinches his cheeks.

Makensie couldnt believe she did that, after the other stunt she pulled. Reese IS ornery though, so, it was to be expected. ctown frowns, and says, "Hey! Leave my cheeks alone!!" Aunt Pittypat looks at Reese, and says, "Young lady, I am the only one in here that can do that. If you want to pinch cheeks, well..." she looks down at ctowns butt, and says, "THAT is available" ctown turns his head, real quick to Aunt Pittypat,saying, "AUNTIE!! Do not give her any ideas!!!"

Makensie held her hand over her mouth, holding a laugh in, as Reese's face grew into a big grin. She says, "Well hell yeah, I didnt even think of that"

Reese acted like she was going to walk away, and as ctown leaned up off his stool to grab a napkin to wipe his mouth, she turned back, and "THWACK", right on ctowns butt.

He yelled in surprise, as he flew over the bar, crashing into empty boxes that were under the bar.

Aunt Pittypat says, "Oh dear! My dear boy, are you ok?"

Reese didnt mean to smack him that hard, and felt bad, but ofcourse, it was ctown, and she had to laugh. Again.

Makensie thought it best she walk back to the agency before she got fired for just dying of laughter. Thinking to herself, I really must have a chat with Reese. Ctown is a great guy, & she needs to quit picking on him like that.

Saying "Bye guys" over her shoulder to whoever was listening, she headed down the street, to try to get some work done.

ctown28
ctown28
Huntsman

Oct-23-2008 14:42

Ctown sat in his corner embarassed. This was a amiliar place for him, but that mind of his never stops working. As he sat there, he came up with yet another idea. He looked over his shoulder and saw that everyone was preoccupied with other things.

He reached into his pocket. He thought to himself, "It's a good thing Lil didn't know I ordered two of these and she only got one of them." He then proceeded to blow up the life size inflatable ctown doll, place the dunce hat on it and set it on his stool while he snuck out the back door. The first part of his plan was in place, he would return shortly to enact the second part. "I'll teach them all to laugh at me," he thought as he walked down the street.

lilangel
lilangel
Sleuth About Town

Oct-23-2008 14:43

Lil was standing behind the bar. That is, until Ctown went flying over the bar. She quickly got out of the way so she wouldn't be the one that breaks the fall. She saw Makensie leaving and hurried toward her, "Wait, Makensie! If you're thinking that we're going to make you leave because of your cousin picking on Ctown in the most obscure way possible, you're fully mistaken. Now, if you want to get some work done, by all means, go for it."

Ctown got up and grumbled. "Hey Lil, thanks for breaking my fall."

"No problem, Ctown. Anytime, anytime," Lil responded.

ctown28
ctown28
Huntsman

Oct-23-2008 18:30

Several hours passed by, enough time for ctown to go shopping and get a new wardrobe. He apporached the bar and peeked inside. The same crowd was all still there, and most importantly Lil.

He chuckled to himself and put on his newly bought Groucho Marx glasses while thinking to himself, "They'll never expect this one and I'm gonna get some free food out of this."

As soon as he walked in everyone looked at him and then over to where he had been sitting in the corner to see that ctown infaltable now half deflated. Lil looked at everyone and whispered, "Don't worry everyone just play along, I got this."

He walked up to the bar and tried disguising his voice, "Excuse me," he said to the bartender, "My name is ummm, ummm Sneezy Farkleboob, yeah that's it Sneezy Farkleboob and I am from teh board of health, where can I foun the owner, a Ms. Angel"

"Oh geez," Lil said while walking over to him and wondering what he had up his sleeve now, "I am Lilangel, is there a problem?"

"Why yes there is, it seems there has been a report of spoiled food being served in your establishment, I am here to check things out." He said proudly, thinking that his plan was going perfectly.

"Oh you must be mistaken, beside we are all out of food, we only have that jar of pickled eggs left behind the bar. You are free to sample one if you'd like, on the house of course. Ying will you hand me that jar of pickled eggs," she asked while winking at him.

Ying handed the jar to Lil who in turn handed it to ctown.

"This is great", he thought, "Finally I'm gonna pull one over on everyone", he tried to read the label but could not make it out through the glasses. He just shrugged it off and reached into the jar to grab one of the tasty treats. Without thinking about it he popped it into his mouth whole and ate it rather quickly. While he was doing that, Reese walked over to take a look at the jar to read the label.

ctown28
ctown28
Huntsman

Oct-23-2008 18:30

"Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Super Hot Peppers" she read and immediatly burst out into laughter.

Seconds later ctowns face turned beet red and he began to sweat uncontrollably, steam seemed to flow from his ears. He didn't wnat to break character so he just played it off. "Ok, now I'm gonna need to test some cold beverage to wash this down," he asked trying to cover up the pain.

"Oh sorry cto, err Sneezy, we just sold our last drink right before you walked in," she told him.

Ctown didn't know what to do, he needed something to put out this fire that was in his mouth and he needed something fast. The rest of the bar was looking on in great amusement.

He could take no more of it. He ran as fast as he could into the restroom and right back to that very stall he was in the last and activated the bidet again and drank would seemed like a gallon of water.

Once he made his way back out the there bar, he realized that in his haste to get to the restroom, his disguise fell of his face and everyone knew it was him as they all continued laughing at him again.

Makensie Brewer
Makensie Brewer
Super Steeper

Oct-24-2008 12:01

Makensie was looking at ctown, shaking her head, thinking, How does he do it? Always doing something to make people laugh at him? She couldn't help it, and started laughing uncontrollably. Reese had her head down on the bar top, trying to breath, then Makensie heard her say, as she was gasping for air, "Ctown, when u got a drink of water, you didnt go to the tpoi....." ctown just looks at her, and his expression was all that was need to give her the answer.

Reese was laughing so hard, Makensie thought she was going to have to help get oxygen into her.

Lil looked like she had lost all patience with him, but you could tell she was swallowing a laugh.

Ctown sat at the bar, and she looks at him, saying, "you never cease to amaze me, ctown" He groans, still smacking his lips from how hot his mouth was, and says, "You're welcome"

Makensie says, "Sneezy Farkleboob?" He looks at her, and says, "That was all I could come up with,ok?" She laughs, playfully slapping his arm, and orders an iced tea.



lilangel
lilangel
Sleuth About Town

Oct-24-2008 13:04

Lil groans and shakes her head. "First, you come up with some lame ass name like Sneezy Farkleboob. Then, you don't even read the label and wind up drinking out of the toilet, instead of asking for a glass of water," Lil told Ctown. He could tell she was very disgusted with his obsession with toilet water.

"Not only that, but you sneak out with us thinking that inflatable doll was you. I should have known you'd try to pull that trick again, after doing it in the agency," Lil reprimanded Ctown, "Now, get back in that corner and put your dunce cap back on, just as you've been told, and you can stay there for a while." Lil snatched up the doll and thrusts the dunce cap back to Ctown, then stalks off in a huff with the doll.

ctown28
ctown28
Huntsman

Oct-24-2008 14:21

"I am not gonna sit in this corner," ctown demanded, "first I am gonna run to the store and then come back here and try to salvage the rest of my day"

He then stormed out the front door. He really looked irate. Some of the customers felt sorry for him. Just how much ridicule could one man take.

A few minutes later he came back in, he had a brand new toothbrush and a tube of toothpaste. "Now, I am going to use the sink in the kitchen so there is no more confusion," he announced as he made his way back into the kitchen.

"Maybe we should lighten up on him a bit," Makensie pleaded.

"Nonsense, he deserves everything he gets," retorted Lil.

Moments later, ctown walked out of the kitchen holding his toothbrush and toothpaste. His mouth looked starngely smaller. "Mmmmph, grrmmmmph," he muttered. Nobody could make out what he was saying.

Lil walked over and grabbed teh tube of toothpaste from him and read the label. "I should have known, look everyone, ctown brushed his teeth with a tube of Preparation H!"

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