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lilangel
lilangel
Sleuth About Town

Apr-30-2008 23:59

Lil put up a sign, saying, "This is where we come up with a story and it ought to focus on something other than fellow detectives." on her front window. She had just opened up a pub where all kinds of characters could enter and talk about anything and everything.

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ctown28
ctown28
Huntsman

Oct-17-2008 18:13

Ctown looked up from what he was doing and took a toothbrush out of his mouth.

"Just what in the hell do you think is so funny? I admit, I haven't seen one of these in the shape of a toilet bowl, but who am I to question how Lil decorates her bathrooms?" he asked Reese.

Trying to stifle her laughter, Reese replied, "Ummmm, ctown, I don't think you realize what that is."

"Of course I realize what this is, now I got a little ill and I'm just trying to freshen up a little bit before I head back into the bar," he stated matter of factly, "Now if you'll please excuse me, I need to finish up and I'll meet you back at the bar."

Still laughing, she just looked at him and said, "OK ctown, whatever floats your boat, but wait until everyone hears about this!" Reese left ctown alone and made her way back out the the bar.

"Finally, I can get some privacy back," ctown thought as he resumed brushing his teeth and proceeded to re-active the bidet to get a mouthful of water to rinse with.


Reese Withers
Reese Withers
Well-Connected

Oct-18-2008 09:35

Reese steps out the door, and just stands there. Suddenly, she heard the toilet flush, and she cringed, shaking her head. She couldnt control herself any longer, she started laughing violently hard. No sound coming out, just tears pouring down her face, and her body just shaking all over.

Makensie heard something raspy, but didnt know what it was, so she walks up, and stares at Reese with concern. "What is wrong with you? Why are you cryng?...and why are you shaking like that? Oh my goodness, I have to call an ambulance!!" Reese is waving her hands in front of her to try to tell her she was fine. She started stomping her foot on ground, and slapping her knee, and is saying..."Oh.....God.....*slapping leg*......you arent going to believe this...." Makensie puts her hands on her hips, and says, "Reese, if u expect me to understand what you are saying, you must calm down, and SPEAK to where I can understand you"

Reese took deep breaths, and started pointing toward the bathroom, and broke out laughing again. Makensie sighs in frustration, and just walks back to the bar. She is leaving for London in morning, and has no time for this nonsense.

Reese leaned against the wall, wiping her eyes, and calmed herself. Everytime she heard the toilet flush, she had to start laughing, so she moved to the bar.

Ying says, "Ms Withers, I hope u found things to be ok in there" Reese stares at him for the longest time, trying to hold her composer, so she could talk normally. "Ms Withers, are you ok?", Ying asks. Her face starts to turn red, and a smile starts breaking out, followed by another fit of giggles.

As Reese is losing it, ctown walks out, wiping his mouth. "Man, it tastes like someone just shi.... in my mouth, sorry for saying so", he says, as he walks up.

Hearing that, Reese started laughing so hard, she leaned over,holding her stomache. ctown looks at her, and says, "There you go laughing again. What the hell is so funny, lady? "

Reese Withers
Reese Withers
Well-Connected

Oct-18-2008 09:42

Reese leans over,holding her stomache, laughing so hard, she couldnt even breath, as ctown looks at Ying, giving him this I-dont-get-it look.

ctown clears his throat, and says, "Now, anyway, since Im feeling better and I got that nasty taste out of my mouth, except for whatever the hell that is....", and he starts moving his tongue, as if he is tasting something, "...in my mouth. It tastes so....." Reese chimed in and says, "Crappy?".......she belted out laughing so hard, that Ying had to join in, as well. Laughing IS contagious.

ctown shakes his head, and says, "dammit Ying.....now there you go" Reese, between laughs, says, "ctown, man, you sure have a POTTY mouth since you've come out of the bathroom" He frowns at her, saying, "Reese! What are you talking about? My GOD, woman! You must've ate something that made you imagine things"

"Now, Ying, I would like one beer, and some peanuts, please", he says. Reese, and Ying both say NO at the same time, as they continue laughing. Poor Ying didnt know why he was laughing, and ctown, who had been serious up to that point, started laughing too, saying, "Man, whatever happened Reese, it must've been hilarious!!! Fill me in will you, later on?"

Reese ended up sitting on the floor from laughing so hard, and when she was able to get her control back, were people gonna LOVE to hear this!!

Meanwhile, ctown kept coughing, and gagging, as he was trying to laugh at whatever was funny.



Makensie Brewer
Makensie Brewer
Super Steeper

Oct-18-2008 11:51

Makensie, trying to read the daily newspaper with her cup of coffee, looks at ctown, and says, "Why would you want BEER, after all the problems u just went through?" ctown looks at her, with whatever look, and says, "One beer,Mak! I'm allowed to drink ONE beer, for gosh sakes!" Ying hands him a water instead, with his peanuts. ctown grabs the water, and grabs the bag of peanuts, tossing one in his mouth, and shakes his head, saying "Honestly people, I swear"

Makensie grins at Ying, then looks at Reese, who was on the floor, trying to stop laughing. ctown, with mouth full of peanuts, says, "I seriously dont know about her. She is worrying me. First, she comes into the mens restroom, which, if u ask me, is ...weird...." He looks at Reese, and raises his eyebrows, as he says that......continuing, he says, "THEN, she opens the door to the bathroom stall, while I'm...." Makensie holds her hand up,looks at Reese, and says, "Oh geez, you DIDN'T see him ........" ctown is nodding his head, in full agreement of how rediculous Reese is, and continues on from what Makensie was saying..."yeah..can u believe she walked in the bathroom stall, while i was brushing my TEETH?" Makensie was shaking her head, in total disbelief, agreeing with ctown, when she stops in midway, and responds, "Wait....WHAT? Brushing teeth in the......" ctown slaps his leg, and says, "I KNOW...isnt that so CRAZY of her? I mean, where is the privacy these days? I swear!"...and takes a drink of his water, as if nothing is wrong.

Reese finally got herself together, stood up....as Mak, Ying, and Reese just stare at ctown. All is quiet. Noone makes a sound, as ctown looks from one to the other, eating his peanuts. "You ALL are worrying the hell outta me...what did u all have to eat? I want to know...because I want it"

Makensie is the first to respond..."Ctown, you dont see something wrong with this picture?" "WHAT picture?", ctown says.

Makensie Brewer
Makensie Brewer
Super Steeper

Oct-18-2008 11:58

"Toilet bowl. Brushing teeth. You dont see something wrong here?", Makensie says. "I was telling Reese...I can not help how Lil decorates the bathroom!!! My GOD people! Get a GRIP on reality, I tell ya!, ctown says, chuckling. "I mean, its so cute...even the handle to turn the water on, looks JUST like the thingy on the toilet you push to flush the toilet. Creative, Im telling ya", he continues.

Makensie wants to laugh so bad, but, at same time, she is really wondering about her friend, ctown. Reese, who doesnt have the SENSE to hide her feelings, is beginning to laugh again, and is saying, "I can not WAIT until everyone HEARS this!!!"

Makensie gives her a "watch it" look....and tries to read her paper but somehow picturing ctown brushng his teeth in a toilet bowl cant get out of her mind.

lilangel
lilangel
Sleuth About Town

Oct-19-2008 13:08

Lil walks in from trying to get the map for the pyramids in Cairo. She finds everyone rolling on the floor laughing. She looks at them and then looks at Ctown, who looks bewildered. "They're laughing at the way you decorate your bathrooms, Lil" Ctown said.

"What about the way I decorate my bathrooms?" Lil asked.

Ying sobered up enough to tell me that Ctown seems to think that my bathroom sinks are in stalls and in the shape of a toilet. Taken aback, Lil asked, "Why on earth would anyone decorate their bathrooms to have sinks looking like toilets, and why would the sink be in bathroom stalls? Who in their right mind would do such a thing?"

Ctown answered, "I don't know about people in their right mind, but I know you would likely do that."

Lil glared at Ctown. "Excuse me?" Lil asked. Ctown replied, "Now, Lil, you know that's not lady-like."

Everyone stopped laughing and looked bewildered at the exchange going on with Lil and her co-director. Ctown looked at their questioning looks and replied, "Lil must have passed gas, because she said 'Excuse me.'" Lil turned beet red, and angrily said, "I did NOT pass gas. That's not lady-like. Not to mention, it wasn't a statement, it was a question. As in, 'Excuse me, do you want to rephrase that?' type of 'Excuse me?'"

Lil thwhacks Ctown upside the head, and asks, "Shall you and I walk into the men's room together so you can see what you've done?"

Ctown thought, "Oh no, not another woman in the men's room."

Lil walked with Ctown, and pointed out where the sink was, and asked where he was when he was brushing his teeth.

When Ctown showed Lil the stall he was in, Lil had to stifle a laugh. A snicker escaped her lips. Lil regained composure, and said, "Ctown, that's a toilet, not a sink."

Ctown looked bewildered. He sulked back out to the bar.

Makensie Brewer
Makensie Brewer
Super Steeper

Oct-19-2008 16:39

Makensie turns in her chair to watch ctown sulking his way back to his seat. She couldnt hide the grin, as she said, "Find anything interesting in there ctown?" He looks at her, and says, "DONT even talk to me, woman. Ive had enough of females for one day" Lil snickered, and says, "Well, YOU were the one using the toilet as a SINK" ctown grumbles something under his breath, and ignores everyone in the room, as Lil bid farewell, and headed out on her daily business.

Makensie leans toward ctown, and says, "Dont feel embarrassed ctown" He looks at her as if she has lost her mind, and says, "Woman, I am NOT embarrassed. I knew what I was doing all the along. I wasnt REALLY brushing my teeth in the....the...TOILET" He gave out a chuckle, and continues, "......I mean, really....I did that just to show Reese that she shouldnt walk in the mens restroom. I just made it SEEM like I was doing that to teach Reese a lesson." Straightening his shirt, he says, "Yes, thats what I was doing. Wait until I tell everyone that REESE went in the guys restroom" He thought to himself, Oh shit, I cant believe I brushed my TEETH in the TOILET!!!

Makensie chuckles, as Reese walks up beside ctown, smiling, and says, "It would surprise noone that I went in the guys restroom, because thats just ME,Im expected to do bold things, but it would be shocking for everyone to know that you were refreshing your mouth in the shitter" ctown growls, and says, "WOMEN!!!! Reese, u really do have a potty mouth" Chuckling, she says, "That's funny coming from you"

Getting up, she decides to head out, and work on some cases. "I will stop back later on guys, have fun....and ctown, stay away from toilet bowls with yur toothbrush, and Reese, be nice to our friend" He waves her off, and says, "yeah, yeah!"

Brady Quinn
Brady Quinn
Big Winner

Oct-19-2008 18:37

Brady walks in and inadvertantly bumps into Mak. "Oh excuse me Miss, my humble apologies" he says.


Stunned, Mak looked up at the stranger and was speechless. "oh, ummm, eeeerrrr, aaaah, my mistake," she finally muttered as she headed out the door.

Thinking nothing of it, Brady then made his way to the bar where he saw ctown talking to yet another person he didn't know.

"Ctown, old man how the hell are ya? I haven't seen you in a while," he siad while extending his hand, "Are you gonna introduce me to your friend?"

Ctown smacked Bradys hand away, "You stay away you Casanova, she's mine, I saw her first. I'm tired of you getting all the ladies around here!"

Brady smirked, "OK, I'll just introduce myself then," he said while gently taking Reese' hand an kissing it, "Pleased to make your acquaintance maam, my name is Brady. I'm a seasoned detective around here and am fresh off a cse where I busted a detective and her john"

Reese hear the word john and immediately though of the bathroom, "John, oh geez" she stated as she burst into another fit of laughter.

Brady stood there trying to figure out what was so funny, then he looked at ctown. "Have you been brushing your teeth in the toilet again?"




lilangel
lilangel
Sleuth About Town

Oct-19-2008 20:36

Lil came out of the restroom, a bit baffled. Then she saw Brady, she knew he saw her come out of the men's room. She walked up to Brady and the little crowd forming there.

"Hello, Brady. Long time, no see," Lil greeted.

"Yes, it has been," Brady answered. "Just what were you doing in the men's room?"

Lil replied, "Ctown, here, thought the toilet was the sink that I decorated in the bathroom. I was in there with him, not that long ago, to show him that I don't have an odd sense of decor. Then he left, and I proceeded to clean the mess up that he made."

"I see," said Brady, "Looks like Ctown's brushed his teeth in the toilet again."

"Again?" Lil asked Brady, quizzically.

"Yes, again," Brady replied. "He's done this before."

Reese Withers
Reese Withers
Well-Connected

Oct-20-2008 00:27

Reese was getting more amused by the minute. "Again", she repeated after Lil. Brady looks at her, and says, "Yes, again" She laughs, and he says, "I have to ask, do you know that woman who just walked out the door, as I was coming in?" Reese says, "Ofcourse! That is my cousin. Why? You diggin' her, or what?" Brady was taken aback by how blunt this Reese Withers is, and he says, "Well....." ctown says, "Forget it..forget it...FORget it....I am so sick of you just waltzing in, and collecting all the girls. Save some for the rest of us" Brady smiles, and says, "I thought you said Reese was your girl" ctown says, "Hell, leave them both alone" Brady chuckles, thinking that the next time he sees this Makensie Brewer, he will have to make an appoint to talk to her. She seemed a bit flustered when they literally bumped into one another..."I wonder why?", he thinks to himself.

Lil sighed loudly, and says, "Ok, enough of that nonsense. ctown , please explain to me why it seems you've made a habit of brushing your teeth in the toilet?" ctown rolls his eyes, and says, "Brady is so full of shit, Lil. He must be imagining things. I have no clue as to why he thinks Ive done this before. I mean, I wasnt even REALLY doing what u think I was doing. It was for Reese's benefit..to give her something to look at, since she was crazy enough to walk in the mens restroom. DAMMIT people, just leave me alone!" Reese smirks, and says, "Well, if u really wanted to give me something to LOOK at, you should've....." She cut herself off, and decided to leave the vulgarity out, & simply said, "Ctown, if u werent really brushing your teeth with that brush, what were you doing?" He chuckles, and looks at Ying, shaking his head, then looks at Reese, saying, "Cleaning the friggin toilet, ok? Ying forgot to do it" Ying started to object, as ctown says, "Now Ying, you know it is true. You just dont want to get in trouble with Lil"

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