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Jesse Hunter
Jesse Hunter
Santa's Little Helper

Apr-1-2008 13:54

A thread in a message board in a mystery game on the internet in the 21st century (i.e. reality) about everything and nothing. Just a place to hang out when the cases are done and the addiction still lingers.

Welcome! Some things you should know:
1. You can't wander off topic, there isn't one.
2. Fighting or bickering will not be tolerated, as per the Code of Conduct.

http://noir.playsleuth.com/help/conduct.html

3. Even though YOU happen to be a dear sweet gentle lamb, if your sleuth persona wants to fight or bicker "in character", it's STILL fighting and bickering.
4. Polite and passive aggressive fighting and bickering is STILL...etc etc.
5. Feel free to converse, emote, ramble, post in 3rd person or spanglish, whatever suits your fancy. It's unhijackable!

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topkebab
topkebab
Lucky Stiff

May-10-2008 04:17

=-EQUATIONS-=

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = p! romotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

May-13-2008 22:02

UGH!

You blasphemers! I spent a LOT of time on Anything and Nothing *sniffle*

Take a bit of time off and look what happens...pushed aside like old milk.

Now I know how senior citizens feel! ;)

lilangel
lilangel
Sleuth About Town

May-14-2008 18:30

Hmm... is it possible to have 2 unhijackable threads? This one and the Anything and Nothing thread? One would wonder if they can co-exist.

Aknas
Aknas
Con Artist

May-15-2008 12:46

Someone is looking forward to watching the Indiana Jones movie...Topkebab? :D

topkebab
topkebab
Lucky Stiff

May-15-2008 13:00

What a coincidence, Aknas, I am too. ;)
Who wouldn't want to watch a beefed up 60+ Harrison Ford running around with Shia LaBeouf? We've only got one more week to wait...

*stops drooling and wipes the table.

Sophie4
Sophie4
Gopher to the Sleuth Gods

May-18-2008 13:52

No, biggie, *hands her a hanky*, we didn't forget you.

If you look at the beginning of this thread you'll see we considered yours and after several grueling days of bickering back and forth over the pros and cons we decided to use the new one. Reason being that no one would worry about having said something that's been said before on a new thread. Sometimes a new thread is more "newbie friendly" than an existing one.

We just did what we learned from you, how to be nice ;)

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

May-18-2008 19:08

If you guys learned how to be nice from me, then I wasn't doing my job!! :)

Hawkeye Harris
Hawkeye Harris
Battered Shoe

May-19-2008 04:24

*Hawkeye winks at biggie*

"Hey hon, been missing you"

topkebab
topkebab
Lucky Stiff

May-30-2008 03:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eq2yVt501o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKdGwfMD8u8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYrF3cqzr-U

GraceAnn
GraceAnn
Well-Connected

May-30-2008 17:54

topkebab, your post about equations, so true! (The shopping math was my favorite one to learn!)

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