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May-26-2007 05:48

May-27-2007 01:39

I think you forgot chest hair cultivation Crunch :P

May-27-2007 16:50

I like to paint my toes a neon color (green, yellow or pink are the best), lay on my bed, put my butt up against the wall, and walk up the wall slowly. While I look at my really cool neon toes.
So, what's this chest hair cultivation about? Do you shave an initial in the middle of a patch of hair? Or a landing strip? :)

May-28-2007 00:05

Aviation is a really exciting industry for the cashmere-chested man.

I'm shaving mostly logos though these days. I can use the nipples to make it look like the Disney mouse ears really need a Q-tip.

lol, on humid days, maybe a couple of Q-tips :)

May-30-2007 23:39

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

*cough coughhh*

Woops, my bad. It was a hairball! ; )

May-31-2007 00:33

On behalf of Beef and myself, I resent your characterization of swarthy gentlemen as "hairballs". Thanks to outdated obscenity laws *shakes fist at a law book* you have no idea what's going on down there really, now do you?


Screw Disney's frozen ass, I'm only shaving myself with tort law from now on. No child left behind, yo :P

May-31-2007 21:23

Listen Crunch, I beg to differ. I do know what is going on "down there".

Beef leaves more hair all over the house than both my cats combined. My vacuum is like Britney Spears, it could suck the paint off a car! *whooooosh*

Speaking of Brit. Maybe we can make some money off you and Beef with all this extra hair. I am thinking we can ship some mighty fine wigs for her out of all the growth you lads have. *thinks of a name for her new wig company*

Jun-1-2007 00:02

'Señor Short n' Curlies Happytime Mullet Harvest'?

Jun-1-2007 09:57

Too cumbersome. Try again. We need something short and snappy.

Jun-1-2007 11:00

Get Hairy

Jun-1-2007 14:23

Shorty 'Fros for Boys on the Go