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crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Apr-8-2007 23:57

Ahh springtime...romance is in the air...

Oh wait, that's dander and pollen...

No I was right! It *IS* romance!

It has been quite astutely pointed out to me (by someone who wishes to remain anonymous because he does not want to appear to be "on the prowl for sleuth meat") that we lack a good "Sleuthy couples" game. Pretty simple stuff here...someone throws out a name, someone else suggests someone who would be a good match (and a reason, please... likes/dislikes; chance of successful breeding; known allergies; cankle fetishes, etc), then suggests another name.

Like this:

Adam Carter

Now, you're probably all just soooooo sure i'm gonna call Ms. Helen out here. And I could...they both understand a 'cornish pastie' to be something OTHER than what the Jolly Green Giant covers his nipples with when he's pole dancing...ho ho ho!

But their love, I gather, is purely Platonic (which to me means triggered by togas, which sadly are not yet an approved coat), so I'm going in another direction. Adam, for thee, I choose this person:

http://noir.playsleuth.com/detective/detective.spy?id=187021

(reasons'll be clear in a sec...:) )

That was just for showsies, so Adam's still in play.

Get it? Good!

OH one more rule: NO REAL COUPLES!
OH OH! One more other rule: RL relationship status is irrelevant! Everyone's fair game when the lights are low :)

*spins the sleuth wheel of love*

ladies and gentlemen, your first bachelor or bachelorette is *squints*:

Lulah!

(take it away, Al-Qahirah! And take your time. We at SMRT don't mind a bit :P )

Get your vicarious freak on!


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Ms Helen
Ms Helen
Con Artist

Apr-14-2007 09:24

*is so confuzzled right now*

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Apr-14-2007 09:31

'kay fine...since Andrea neglected to nominate a bachelor/ette, she's next up on the pimpcess auction block :)

we know she's into the whip...

Agent Andrew
Agent Andrew

Apr-15-2007 02:57

How about **ahem** yours truly? ;u)

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Apr-16-2007 00:26

Fine, Andrew. If i remember correctly you turned 17 not too long ago, but hey, what with the magic of the internet and all those wacky hormones Col. Sanders and crew have been slipping into the public school milk supply I guess kids these days are maturing faster. Make sure Andrea whips your birthdate in welts onto your back, just so we know y'all legal and stuff.

Ladies...I'm sensitive. So, I'll give you all a minute to line up and give each other dirty looks outside the bathroom.

(*sound of running water plays*)

Get ready to throw panties at the stage like they were red hot grenades!

Yes yes y'all -- and he don't stop. Secret_Squirrel y'all -- and his nuts rock.

The original buck-toothed avengah is on the block. Ask him about his Australian Kisses, yo :P

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Apr-16-2007 06:15

I don't know if I can think of anyone good enough for my Squizzel :)

If I had to though, I would have to go Arabella Parker. Aside from having their nuts in common, they are both great, very helpful, patient to the point of insanity (especially with me). Plus, they'd make some very serious, dirty hippie babies :)

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Apr-16-2007 17:18

*yeah that sounds fair to me* I'll take on old Ma Parker and her brood of screaming redneck brats as long as I can keep Lulah for the weekends. And please don't consider this my endorsement for infidelity, nay it is merely my way of playing a small part in West/Middle Eastern dialogue.

(runs off to hide from ol Ma Parker and a whoopin' from her ladle)

nicnic
nicnic
Battered Shoe

Apr-17-2007 22:01

SS... are you sure you can handle 2 women at once?

**remembers ancient tale about church bells and fire engines**

Farm A Sea
Farm A Sea
Old Shoe

Apr-18-2007 10:18

Since Secret Squirrel has been taken care of, the next person up for matching is:

Biggie528.
She's hawt -so I'm told, so she'll need someone to cool her down.

Amanda92
Amanda92

Apr-18-2007 15:51

I think Serges is good for Biggie

*ducks*

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Apr-18-2007 16:51

I hear she likes younger men, what about yoyo? If she likes to pick her flowers before they wilt and fail, well young yoyo is in err full bloom. Here's biggies big chance to take a fresh malleable youth, naive to the ways of the world, and totally corru... err I mean mould him into the likeness of her own image. Prepare to be dragged down in Roasting Pit 5 yoyo... see you there!

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