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crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Apr-8-2007 23:57

Ahh springtime...romance is in the air...

Oh wait, that's dander and pollen...

No I was right! It *IS* romance!

It has been quite astutely pointed out to me (by someone who wishes to remain anonymous because he does not want to appear to be "on the prowl for sleuth meat") that we lack a good "Sleuthy couples" game. Pretty simple stuff here...someone throws out a name, someone else suggests someone who would be a good match (and a reason, please... likes/dislikes; chance of successful breeding; known allergies; cankle fetishes, etc), then suggests another name.

Like this:

Adam Carter

Now, you're probably all just soooooo sure i'm gonna call Ms. Helen out here. And I could...they both understand a 'cornish pastie' to be something OTHER than what the Jolly Green Giant covers his nipples with when he's pole dancing...ho ho ho!

But their love, I gather, is purely Platonic (which to me means triggered by togas, which sadly are not yet an approved coat), so I'm going in another direction. Adam, for thee, I choose this person:

http://noir.playsleuth.com/detective/detective.spy?id=187021

(reasons'll be clear in a sec...:) )

That was just for showsies, so Adam's still in play.

Get it? Good!

OH one more rule: NO REAL COUPLES!
OH OH! One more other rule: RL relationship status is irrelevant! Everyone's fair game when the lights are low :)

*spins the sleuth wheel of love*

ladies and gentlemen, your first bachelor or bachelorette is *squints*:

Lulah!

(take it away, Al-Qahirah! And take your time. We at SMRT don't mind a bit :P )

Get your vicarious freak on!


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Serges
Serges
Vigilante

Apr-11-2007 11:11

Hey now... leave our little HOGs out of it. They're new and don't know any better.

Tin and Bucky? No way man. She would chew him up and spit him out like a tin of Copenhagen. And I don't endorse the snuff.

I think Tin needs herself a charming, sophisticated man. I say Fiddler's Green is the chap for the gig. Go ger her, Fiddler!

AndreaX
AndreaX
Thespian

Apr-11-2007 12:09

I can't believe I've been missing ALL this fun!

OK, so Tin's up and we want a smooth and sophisticated one, huh? Well fear not, cuz I actually did some research. Try this one for size:

http://noir.playsleuth.com/detective/detective.spy?id=482265



biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Apr-11-2007 12:54

NICE Andrea :)

I totally agree!

I also wonder if that guy's first name is Rico...

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Apr-11-2007 12:56

*also points out no one else is getting the rules either*

Tinuviel
Tinuviel
Well-Connected

Apr-11-2007 13:15

Wow, he's suave AND naked!

AndreaX
AndreaX
Thespian

Apr-11-2007 13:42

*has more fun without the rules*

Emma Barlowe
Emma Barlowe
Well-Connected

Apr-11-2007 21:28

So, to sum up...

Lulah *hearts* SS
Tin *hearts* Fiddlers Green

What about our men folk? They can be up next, you know... :) And right now, yoyo is on our team... :)

*tries to throw SMRT off track* (oops, did I say that out loud?)

Special_K
Special_K
Lucky Stiff

Apr-11-2007 21:59

Does that mean yoyo is next? :)

*still not off track and STOP WORKING DAMMIT!*

Y'all can call me Bucky
Y'all can call me Bucky

Apr-11-2007 23:37

I'm thinkin' danged if I haven't had my chance to put my best foot foward - the other being kinda gimpy y'know on account of that bear-trap accident - and I wanna be makin' my case for Miss Tinuviel's hand, or whatever part she is done willing to offer.

Now I aint got none of that pretty speechafyin that ol' Mr Fiddler's Green has got. Why that ol' boy's slipperier than two eels fightin' in a bucket of oil. But danged if I aint got some assets worth takin note of.

I have been champeen hog catcher at the County Fair three years a'runnin'. I done got me a right purdy singin' voice if yodellin's you're thang, and there's not a fella around these parts that can pick out a tune on the banjo like ol' Bucky here. I know I aint the purdiest face, and that I aint sharpest tool in the shed, but danged if you take up with me Miss Tinuviel you'll be happier than a tornado in a trailer park.

And I know y'all be saying what about my Missy Sue. Well I done showed her Miss Tinuviel's ava-tar and she thought that little girl was just as purdy as a speckled pup. An' when I went an' told her Miss Tinuviel had a thang for fellas with big ol' beards why my Missy she done stopped shaving straight away. And might I say her beard is comin on mighty fine... mighty fine indeedy.

So Miss Tinuviel, if ya'll wanna come barkin' round my back door, you just done give me the word.

Y'all can call me Bucky.

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Apr-12-2007 00:23

dude, y'all TOTALLY said 'back door'!

*Bevis-snicker goes into sugar-induced Cornholio mode*

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