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Dear Sleuthy...
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Feb-14-2007 21:37
Post with a problem or advice...
*note that this idea for a thread was shamelessly pilfered from the fertile mind of the Secret_Squirrel. (He might be short a kidney and some change too, but hey...he took a sip). As a result, and in keeping with the protocol set forth in agency case sharing half the credit is his. Half the blame too. :P
Dear Sleuthy,
I got me a problem, hoo boy. My back is itchy, right in the centre, where I can't reach it. And not just a little itchy either...it's like, epilepsy itchy. I'm convulsing like my job was volunteering for pharmaco-military lab research. I've been self-medicating with the help of this pasta fork I have downstairs, but I got people coming in for linguine tomorrow, and I need time to run it through the dishwasher at least four times.
Please advise,
Signed,
Twitching in Toronto
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ctown28
Huntsman
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Mar-8-2009 19:41
I got what you meant nic, sort of like a nic-gate! ;-)
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yoyofoshow
Old Shoe
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Mar-9-2009 02:18
I remember Barry-Gate, jeez I forgot about those times.
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detectivehappy
Old Shoe
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Mar-9-2009 13:50
seems like such a long time ago.
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nicnic
Battered Shoe
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Mar-15-2009 15:17
Dear Sleuthy-
I have noticed a problem lately with college kids riding around in buses, wearing green, drinking green beer, and making a lot of noise. This is really disruptive to my normal nightly rituals of cucumber masks and bubble baths. I do not understand this phenomenon, nor do I know how to make it stop.
Please help,
Grumpy with Green
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Lady Jas
The Chosen One
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Jun-16-2011 15:35
Thought this would bring back some memories!!!
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Sir William Weine
Lucky Stiff
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Jun-17-2011 10:21
Dear Grumpy,
I suggest you start wearing red sunglasses, available at $299999.32 at Weine Inc. This may limit your vision, but we have to make sacrifices, for the greater good etc.
Yours,
Sleuthy
PS Earplugs also help. Only $39999.46 at Weine Inc.
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