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Jan-28-2007 10:26

O.K., so I dont know about u guys, but im constantly having random thoughts at random times. I feel the need to start a chain of ppl's random thoughts. so here's ur chance!!!

Feb-3-2007 14:39

^ you totally got those from a chain e-mail or something! I hate it when people send me that crap, but it appears to have come in handy today.
Okay. I wanna give a shout out to the the guy who denounced douche. Are you really a guy? Why do you know about the ph thing? Because it's true. That's why you don't continuously wash a self-cleaning oven. It does it ON IT'S OWN. My mom is a rotten cook. My dog's bunghole was shaped like a pink heart when he was a puppy. I love Nerds (the candy). My boyfriend IS a nerd. Macaroni & Cheese is delicious with Chili mixed in.

Feb-3-2007 23:16

haha, I'm pretty sure I speak for a bunch of us when I ask: so what's it shaped like now???

(Do y'all see why I think cenoecox is the best-kept secret in sleuthville??? Like for real...anyone who can work douche, the self-cleaning oven thing and her mom's cooking into a single thought is AWESOME!). if you haven't you should read (NOT watch) 'Even Cowgirls Get The Blues' - in some ways, it's an anti-douche manifesto :)

Ranier, it was like this: the out-of-work failed playwright who lived next door to us had taken a last ditch effort and was doing some writing for the show at the time. So rather than actually BUY me a present, my parents took us all down to the CBC studio and dropped a name. lol little did I know the real payoff would be having my coolness even compared to fraggle coolness, 20-some odd years later. Stupid prebubescent lack of foresight :P

This always confused me. Weren't the tinkertoy things they built also a source of food? Why? What the hell?

Also, there was a live actor in that show, the older guy with the dog. I always confused him with the guy who finally adopted Punky Brewster.

But the set was wicked-cool. The rocks didn't look at all like spray-painted styrofoam, and I wasn't even remotely disturbed at the sight of all the fraggle puppets lying around lifeless because they didn't have some dude named Rascal into them up to his forearm. Not at all.
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Their is a class of foods in the world that distinguish themselves by virtue of the fact that in eating the food, you also eat its container. Of all of these, the burrito is king.

Feb-3-2007 23:41

Here's something to make you think.

If ghosts go through walls, why don’t they fall through the floor?

Why isn’t evaporated milk a gas?

Why was it that in all different cultures the men always used to come first and never the women?

When you feel down, why do people ask what’s up?

In horse racing, why do they award the rider and not the horse?

If insects are so obsessed with bright lights, why don’t they fly off to the sun?

What happens if you die in your dream?

Why do people more commonly skip breakfast than any other meal, considering that this is the time when the stomach is emptiest?

If same-sex couples could marry, what would happen to their surnames?

How are children supposed to take medicine if it’s meant to be kept out of their reach?

Why do people talk about ‘girlie’ things but never ‘boyie’ things?

If you sneezed on a computer, would it get a virus?

Can you dream of having a dream?

Why do we close doors and windows to reduce noise, considering that sound travels better through solids?

If Pinocchio said, “My nose is about to grow”, what would happen?

What did the designer of the drawing board go back to when his/her original design was a failure?

What sort of a vehicle did those huge 300kg tyres that are used in the World’s Strongest Man contests come off?

Why do we hang our clothes on a washing line and not a drying line?

Why do ‘a fat chance’ and ‘a slim chance’ mean the same thing?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?

Why are there seeds in seeded grapes, but no bones in a boned fillet?

When people go mental, why do they get physically violent?

Why do we never hear of people coming from ‘left west’ or ‘right east’?

What is an occasional table the rest of the time?

If you get a beer belly by drinking beer, do you get a pot belly by smoking pot?

Why is Friday 13th considered unlucky, considering that the Last Supper was on Thursday?

Feb-3-2007 23:41

If you can enjoy yourself, why can’t you enjoy anyone else?

What would a burger of ham be called?

If dawn breaks, does dusk come together?

Why does ‘dyslexia’ have to be so hard to spell?

If you think you’re a hypochondriac, then are you one or not?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Feb-7-2007 17:01

you people need a life.
i know that I'M the one who started this thread, but seriously! I never thought that it would go to these lengths. some of you really need some extra-curricular activities.

Feb-7-2007 17:21

Like telling other people they need to get a life? :-)

Feb-7-2007 18:21

I'm so completley offended by samisoda's comment. I don't know. I think Serges might have to make an appearence with his Knifeboots.

Feb-7-2007 18:30

Oh come on mama!

Like all us losers that play Sleuth needed that wake up call.

C'mon, send your sub back to Ben and go out and get that life :D

Feb-7-2007 18:40

What is this life you speak of? You mean like take care of my kids? Feed them? Play with them? Change the diapers? Take them to school? What about the hubby? Feed him? Talk with him? Spend time with him? Do the Laundry and other various house work? Read?

But I do all that. And I peruse the boards when I have time, commenting on things of interest. Like everyone else. If that's not life, Samisoda, then what is?


[Secret_Squirrel, *in whiny voice* BUUUUT I wanted to see the Knifeboots in action! /whiny voice. ;)]

Feb-7-2007 18:47

Hey Sami? Up your nose. With a rubbah hose.