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Jan-28-2007 10:26

O.K., so I dont know about u guys, but im constantly having random thoughts at random times. I feel the need to start a chain of ppl's random thoughts. so here's ur chance!!!

Jan-31-2007 14:43

Cause we are the pirates who don't do anything,
we just stay at home, and lie around,
and if you ask us, to do anything,
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything.

I've never plucked a rooster,
and I am not too good at ping-pong,
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall.
And I've never kissed a chipmunk,
and I've never gotten head lice,
and I have never been to Boston in the fall.

:D

Jan-31-2007 15:48

ive never been to boston at all and ive HAD head lice and it sucks. ranier, i just hope u know that ppl DO sneak food and candy in in purses and pockets and stuff. just thought u should know...

Jan-31-2007 17:42

NO! Betcha she's shocked. Shocked, I tell you!

Jan-31-2007 20:58

mmmm... i once saw a turtle...
puppy's are cute.. and i like ice cream... today is last day of january. the sky is blue..oh well right now it is dark but i think it would be blue if it wanted to!

i smile at my friends.. i dance a crazy dance...

Jan-31-2007 22:19

The poop-corn industry is wrought with surprises.

I would have stood under the butter warmer with a zippo lit all day for like $150 without EVER making it seem dirty, so take THAT, Famous Players/ Cineplex Odeon.

February is the worst month and it even knows so because it got all bulimic and scarfed up its last few days.

A mall just a church of how-do-I-look.

The worst thing I ever snuck into a movie theatre was five beers. (yes, in my purse).

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy (ripped that off from somewhere).

If we can agree that horses are masculine and unicorns are feminine, to be a zebra is the equine equivalent of gender confusion.

I like chicken, I like liver, Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver.

In Poland, when I was a little girl, everyone had pony. My sister had pony. My cousin had pony. And I had pony.

I've seen tons of turtles. Some of them didn't have that nature-busting 'Cadbury' logo too. Or is it 'Rowntree'? I don't know...

What the hell company makes those chocolate-covered nug-lumps anyways?

Feb-1-2007 01:09

I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys 'R' Us kid, there's a million toys at Toys 'R' Us that I can play with, from bikes to trains to video games, it's the biggest toy store there iiiiiis, I don't wanna grow up, cause if I did... I couldn't be a Toys 'R' Us kid.

I liked the Iron Sheik.

I like Rocky IV. The Soviet boxer is hot.
Why did Sly's real son play his son in Rocky V, but not in Rocky Balboa?
Stallone wanted Rocky to die at the end of V, but the studios wouldn't let him. Apparently they made a good choice.

Go Banana!

My dog is cute. And stubborn.

Dance your cares away, worry's for another day. Let the music play - down in Fraggle Rock.

David Bowie's pants in Labyrinth are too risque for a family movie. And it just wasn't fair that he took time off the clock. What a jerk.

Maybe Zebras aren't confused. Maybe they are bi-gender. Maybe they should pick a side. Maybe they shouldn't.

Since everyone else is, why aren't the New Kids on the Block doing a reunion tour?

Feb-1-2007 07:54

Did you know that when that ice-cool type of kool aid comes out your nose and you breath through your nose its really cold?

My hair is brown. And kinda long, but kinda short. I want highlights. Maybe neon green ones.

Feb-1-2007 08:15

My son thinks he's a puppy. He runs around the house yelling "ARF" at the top of his lungs. I suggested he take a pee outside in the snow, in the interest of keeping it real, but he declined.

Feb-1-2007 14:51

when looking for the light at the end of the tunnel make sure it's not an oncoming train :)

Feb-1-2007 22:48

Ranier is going to be jealous of me when she learns that I had a tour of the fraggle rock set for my 11th birthday, but virtually no-one else will care.

If you knew my family, you would spell "wine" with an "h".

Forrest Whitaker can win all the awards he wants, but he was still in 'Bloodsport' and no African-accent vocal coach is gonna change that.

I will watch Bloodsport any and every time Ted Turner realizes TBS is out of Braves' games and barfy Everybody Loves Raymond reruns.

As far as national symbols go, the beaver kind of requires a little re-thinking.