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Samisoda
Samisoda

Jan-28-2007 10:26

O.K., so I dont know about u guys, but im constantly having random thoughts at random times. I feel the need to start a chain of ppl's random thoughts. so here's ur chance!!!

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El Camino
El Camino

Jan-28-2007 13:10

People who think douches are a good idea are wrong. They'll totally screw with your pH.

Serges
Serges
Vigilante

Jan-28-2007 13:11

Enemas are safe though, since there isn't a pH balance to affect.

Raven X
Raven X
Well-Connected

Jan-28-2007 13:12

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangley things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Jan-28-2007 14:49

Lacking a motif or zeitgeist of their own, today's teen movies can only ever be parodied references to the John Hughes films of the 80's.

I've never had an enema though, so that could be wrong.

It's possible to over-floss.

Butter chicken is way better than regular chicken.

For some reason I don't like sweets anymore.

I wish companies never changed their logos.

Seersucker is a stupid word.

Everything you say is funnier if you add the word "daddy".

Bamboo doesn't need much care.

Paranoid_Android
Paranoid_Android
Story Teller

Jan-28-2007 15:08

I wish people in my office:

(a) thought for themselves: I had to use the phrase: 'Try turning it on at the powerpoint' this morning.

(b) didn't think for themselves: Because I also had to use the phrase 'Don't stick that in there' - twice.

Ranier Peperhaut
Ranier Peperhaut
Old Shoe

Jan-29-2007 00:32

Why is it that when you kick kids out of the movies for disturbing all the other patrons and then they kick open your door, almost knocking it off the hinges and then they have to be escorted out by the police on duty, why do they then go home and tell their parents we threw them out for no reason and made them leave our property so that they had to walk 4 miles across the highway in the freezing cold to the "nearest" tim hortons, and why oh why do those parents believe their lying children and come into the theatre and demand to speak to a manager and accuse us of mistreating their innocent children and threatening that we are lucky nothing happend to their precious child while they were walking late at night to the only phone they could find and that their little sweetheart finally made it home in tears and is still upset a whole day after the entire traumatizing incident, and WHY OH GOD WHY do I have to give these parents passes to make up for the trouble we cause their children when they were the ones who caused the trouble in the first place????????????????????

If your child come home and tells you that they were kicked out of the movies for no reason, let me assure you they are lying. I don't care what they tell you or how upset they are, they are lying.

We do not kick kids out for no reason. It only causes us stress and turns into a pain in our butts if we do. So believe me when I say that if I don't have to throw someone out, I most definitely will not.

but I digress...

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Jan-29-2007 04:40

*pictures Ranier in a tight muscle t-shirt and sunglasses, throwing kids out into the night a la when Jazz used to get kicked out by Uncle Phil*

Amanda92
Amanda92

Jan-29-2007 16:06

The moon was made of cheese, but what kind?

Anikka
Anikka
Babelfish

Jan-29-2007 16:37

According to one song, it was made of old green cheese to keep the night away.

I dunno, I'm thinking it might have been some moldy limburger. Nasty.

Serges
Serges
Vigilante

Jan-29-2007 16:58

People who eat veal are just impatient.

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