AraLives
Battered Shoe
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Jan-20-2007 20:47
Lessee.....
Crunch sicked up all that nougat and gin he'd been binging on all day New Years. Biggie slept through Christmas and awoke to discover squirrels had ripped open her presents and were racing around the house dressed in her new Fruit of the Looms and tube socks. I think BadAss ate some bad borscht and started hallucinating about ant farms or something. And Bobo got into my closet and used his own waste products to fashion a nasty, nasty sculpture of Santa doing unholy things to his elves. Personally I can't remember much about the whole season, due to the head injuries inflicted upon me by the goats.
Other than that, not much, really.
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