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nonaddict2
nonaddict2

Jan-8-2007 22:28

Daricex and I need a sugar daddy to buy an apartment for us.

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Farm A Sea
Farm A Sea
Old Shoe

Jan-13-2007 07:13

Love stinky cheese.

O.K. can someone tell me about the Yorkie candy bar? Is it still advertised for Men only?



BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Jan-13-2007 09:13

Any of you ladies still out there looking for moneyloaded sugar daddies carrying pacemakers and about to collapse so a nice legacy is within reach?

Just send a PM to "Big Daddy" BadAss who can be more generous than his name might make you believe :-) All you have to do is fill in an application form at your best capability and my secretary will pass you through if you fit the profile.

Cheerio!

Sleuth Sindy
Sleuth Sindy
Bounty Hunter

Jan-13-2007 09:31

I will be serving in the capacity of Mr. BadAss' secretary. Please submit all applications to me for initial approval. Please be advised that if you are sensitive to vast quantities of "hot air," we cannot be held responsible for any complications that may arise from overexposure.

Happy Sleuthing boss!

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Jan-13-2007 09:51

*giggles*

What are some of the perks that would come along with Badass being your sugar daddy? I'm just curious....

;)

BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Jan-13-2007 12:28

For starters you'll get a nice puzzle box to play with in your apartment :)

That's it! no more spoilers....

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Jan-13-2007 13:02

lol ill take it under advisement...

nonaddict2
nonaddict2

Jan-15-2007 20:09

omg... is this for real? am i dreaming? lol someone pinch me...

Bon Bons
Bon Bons

Jan-15-2007 20:14

lol

*gives nonaddict2 a big pinch on her arm*

BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Jan-16-2007 20:34

Yes, miss nonaddict,this is for real :) Allright all you homeless ladies. here's your one and only chance to get some decent housing and stay away from the streets.

Of course you'll be expected to display certain eh...qualities before this shiny piece of real estate will be given to you. The reward will be a $150,000 hard solid Sleuth currency handed over by yours truly. This should be enough to cover for a one room studio in the city of your choice and some of the furniture that comes along with it. Sure beats the hell of playing "jeopardy" :-)

Now, all you have to do is post a poem in this thread titled "Oh villain where art thou?" The poem has tobe at least 12 lines and each two lines will have to rhyme. If you need an example just have a look at the poem Of Wolf and Lamb. There will have to be at least THREE entrants in order to have a contest. Entrants can be posted as from NOW and at over a week's time the contest will be closed. Meaning at January 23 at midnight just before January 24.

The winner will be handed over the money after you quickly join The Firm. The Jury will consist of me, Sleuth Sindy and Solve A Lot2. The result of the contest will be published in this thread and the winer will be notified by PM. No more questions? Good. Waiting for all these poetic pearls :-)

BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Jan-16-2007 20:37

Oh, and one more thing. It would feel a bit awkward if guys woudl participate in this.....no offense meant but I trust you know what I mean ;)

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