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Jan-5-2007 19:51

Calling all Sleuthettes!

Let's have a pajama party and talk about our favorite men - real life or fantasy.

I absolutely adore Tim Allen. He has that little boy, Peter Pan quality about him that is so sexy. And of course, we mustn't forget his great sense of humor, such an appealing characteristic in a man. Last, but certainly not least, he has that vulnerable, honest quality that just makes you want to hug him.

Jan-6-2007 17:45

Hmm, I think we've been rumbled guys. They seem to have put a large pink bed sheet up against the wall. Oh, wait, that's just Non's posterior. And a...velumptuous one it is too!

It's OK guys, I have a backup plan. Good job I brought my 19ft extending periscope with me. Everyone quick, outside. And bring the popcorn.

Hey, who drank my brewski's?

Jan-6-2007 17:57

Hey, just found out about the party. *runs to the bathroom to change into nightie*

On the fiction side I want a Rourke or a Ranger. In real life Colin Ferguson (Jack Carter - Eureka) or Gary Dourdan (Warrick - CSI) keeps my fire buring.

*stretchs out on the floor of pillows - notices skylight. Hmmm skylight oh bugger*

Jan-6-2007 17:59

*gets up quickly runs around the room, locks all windows and doors and covers the peep hole in the door and draws the blinds and curtains, then sits back down in front of the holes in the wall in her bright pink jammies*

Jan-6-2007 18:00

Nevermind the periscope Adam, I went to the surplus store and picked up a fiberoptic camera to snake through the vent :)

Jan-6-2007 18:03

*puts the snake-like thingy back into the vent and covers it with a pillow and tapes the pillow on it with duct tape* thank god i'm sitting next to the vent... someone cover the other vent in here !!!

Jan-6-2007 18:03

Did anyone hear something on the roof?????

*sets up the blender and mixes the margaritas*

Jan-6-2007 18:04

Drastic measures... Adam, it's time to fire up the hidden webcam we installed last week.

Jan-6-2007 18:05

uh oh i think they found a way girls, everyone hide

Jan-6-2007 18:08

*sighs, and gets up gets plaster... puts it in the wall, goes around... looking for the cam...* Hey girls... i found it... help me disable it. *disables cam*

Jan-6-2007 18:09

*Thinks this is getting a bit too "21st Century"ish*

Ok, I'll crack out my new wireless laptop too, and we can post it on youtube!

Oh wait, those things haven't been invented yet, have they? Oh well. Back to plan...E then.

Plan E...Plan E, now where did I put that envelope? Aha, but in fact the 19ft periscope is actually a 19ft antenna, cleverly disguised as a 19ft periscope. I took the precaution of bugging all the rooms in the area.

Now quick, we can catch them on the wireless I have in the back of my Cadillac!