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Al Z
Al Z

Dec-6-2006 18:59

Nobody cares what you're really doing! So make something kooky up!

WHUT UUUUP?

Like, I'm on a laptop computer right now, but like, I don't own a laptop computer. I totally ran into a computer store and stole it off the table five minutes ago, and they totally called the cops and as I type this, three squad cars are chasing me! But they'll never catch me, because I have a vial of my patented invisibility juice <GULP> YEAH BAYBEE I'M INVISIBLE!

WHUT UUUUPPP?

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Al Z
Al Z

Dec-7-2006 18:22

NOW DAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' BOUT!

WHUT UUUUUUP INDEEDY!

Farm A Sea
Farm A Sea
Old Shoe

Dec-8-2006 21:58

I 'm talking on my cell phone to my bookie and typing my research paper- double spaced 1 inch margins - on a typewriter, yep a typewriter my computer is broke, while playing Wii - tennis. Aw man, the remote just went flying into my TV and the typewriter needs more correction tape. Gotta go. I bet Kinkos has correction tape.

WHUT UUUP WID U?

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Dec-9-2006 01:51

OK so I was in the self-help/ointment aisle of my local pharmacy (grr again), picking out the diapers I wanna wear this week, just minding my own biz-nitch and thinking about how groovy it would be to fall asleep in a recession-buster sized tub of gravy from KFC, and it occurs to me that I don't know what the 11 way-secret 'herbs and spices' are, so I ask the col. with the bolo tie if his last name rhymes with sanders, and he's all "yeah...what's my name, beeyatch?", and the ONLY thing I can think of to say is "Can I call you Cousin Ray-Ray?"

Wow...awkward.

WHUT UUUUP?

Farm A Sea
Farm A Sea
Old Shoe

Dec-9-2006 22:06

bump

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Dec-9-2006 22:08

I'm getting annoyed with teenagers....

WHUT UUUUUUP?

(oh wait, its supposed to be something fake???...crap)

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Dec-10-2006 00:38

It's not your teenage cousin's fault peeps be wanna calling him Ray-Ray...wait till the next family reunion, then oxycute his sorry ass with the deep-down filth-killing bubbly-scrubbing foaming action. Don't let him up until he says "Ray-Ray sees the LIGHT, yo"

If he moans about a train at the end of a tunnel, that's totally not your problem.

Farm A Sea
Farm A Sea
Old Shoe

Dec-28-2006 04:57

I just got back from the past but I think I messed up the whole space-time continuum thingie and I think I altered the events for the future. See I took my laptop and my Treo - gotta stay connected. I was trying to redo my 1st year in Air Force when the Government found out I had "special equipment". They wanted from weapon development I said no way so thay stole it and tried to lock me up. There was a struggle and all of a sudded another one of me appeard, she, I mean I or me anyway BackInTheDay Farm A Sea shot them with animal tranquilizers. We ran away right into my 'timewarp spinning hole thinga ma bob in the air'. I landed right here infront of my computer. She, um me 2, don't quite know what to call her is in my kitchen making toast.

Now all I have to do is convince my mom she had twins.

WHAT UUUPP?

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Dec-28-2006 05:30

I have a question....

When you (she) shot them with animal tranquilizers, did they do the slow mo fall down going N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O?

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Dec-28-2006 06:14

startin' to think handing out traquilizers as part of the subscription package wouldn't be such a bad idea...

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Dec-28-2006 06:19

*starts a petition*

Biggie528

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